Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come back here!

Let's figure out how to ditch school so we can get Ike back.

That Kicks Ass Yeah check This one out Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

We got out of school

It's no joke, children. This is big.

- Do you want an office referral? - No.

- We're not married yet. - We can't even get dates.

What are they talking about?

- He thinks we're making it up. - You are making it up.

Shut up, you're being totally immature.

You scrawny-assed sh * *! What the f* * * is wrong with you?

Ike, jump down! Now! For the love of God, Ike, jump!

...and freed the Hebrews from Napoleon and discovered France.

- That's a little joke. - Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go.

Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right?

Pamela Ziegenhagen-Shefland

It's the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from his rectum!

Edit: Pamela Ziegenhagen-Shefland

I said, I have a bad itch.

Kyle's brother Ike is abducted by aliens...

You cows can't get on this train. This is a people train.

Ugh whatever you son of a nigga! -WHAT THE FRICKIN NIGGA DID YOU SAY?!

See? There is something funny going on.

South Park: Cartman Gets an Anal Probe 2010-08-15

Guys, Kitty is being a long furby fam Eric calm Down

- Well, what? - I'm not telling you.

Ike, do your impression of Kirk Cousins' career

Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.

He died, he died, he did. Fucking dammit!