Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]

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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - South Park [S01E02]
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Cartman's dream about being abducted by aliens turns out to have actually happened, and when the aliens take Kyle's brother, all of them must find a way to bring the aliens back and confront them.

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13 Aug 1997
Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Trey Parker
"Somebody's baking brownies.""Somebody's baking brownies."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 31.365
"Somebody's baking brownies."
"Somebody's baking brownies."
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 29.422
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!
Ike, do your impersonation of David Caruso's career!
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 27.182
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
Come on, children, what can be so bad? It's Salisbury-steak day.
No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie!No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 24.223
No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie!
No, Kitty, you bad kitty. No, Kitty, this is my potpie!
Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 23.933
Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 23.337
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
- Go home, you little dildo. - Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 23.196
- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
- Stan wants to kiss Wendy Testaburger - Shut up, fat ass, I don't like her.
Ike, you can't come to school with me.Ike, you can't come to school with me.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.951
Ike, you can't come to school with me.
Ike, you can't come to school with me.
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty!No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.611
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty!
No, Kitty, this is my potpie! Bad kitty!
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.427
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.
- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby. - Don't kick the baby.
Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.362
Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
Damn it! My little brother's trying to follow me to school again.
How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.352
How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?
How about a nice chocolate chicken potpie then?
Don't kick the baby.Don't kick the baby.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 22.259
Don't kick the baby.
Don't kick the baby.
What's a dildo, Kenny?What's a dildo, Kenny?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.988
What's a dildo, Kenny?
What's a dildo, Kenny?
- You guys, my ass, seriously! - Okay, you can stop farting fire now.- You guys, my ass, seriously! - Okay, you can stop farting fire now.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.739
- You guys, my ass, seriously! - Okay, you can stop farting fire now.
- You guys, my ass, seriously! - Okay, you can stop farting fire now.
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#16
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.718
Ike, do your impreession of Larry Scott's Career!
Ike, do your impreession of Larry Scott's Career!
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#17
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.566
Kick the baby.
Kick the baby.
You farted.You farted.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.480
You farted.
You farted.
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.332
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 21.159
Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
Then I know a certain kitty-kitty who's sleeping with Mommy tonight.
- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 20.583
- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!
- That fat bitch won't let us. - What did you say?!
No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 20.520
No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.
No, Mr. Garrison, I'm fine.
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 20.499
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.
- You're not fat, you're big-boned. - That's what I said.
It's my turn.It's my turn.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 20.367
It's my turn.
It's my turn.
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#25
Released 1997-08-13, Rated TV-14
Score 20.335
We got out of school No more school today
We got out of school No more school today