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[cheers and applause]
I'm sorry, our T-shirt gun didn't arrive on time.
[whistle blows]
- This is the most relaxed I've ever been.
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I'm calling because we're entering
- Hey, you got somebody pregnant,
Yeah. So sorry we didn't get to hang at the Halloween thing.
to be more-- - Hello?
When I was 12, my dad stole my identity
And what are you gonna do if you get any static?
with Will.i.am off the coast of Dubai.
- But you said victory over your enemies was your caffeine.
and start looking at Ye Olde Future.
Just to tell them you have bad clams casino.
- Hold this.
I'm looking for a horse for my daughter.
but what you have done with this cultural center
Yeah.
[gasps]
so I guess we'll always be connected,
- It takes you folks 60 seconds to put all this on?
- See, I told ya,
Nathan Rutherford, risking your life is funny.
Welcome, Terry. - Thank you, Roy.
Like, do you have to be all roided out like Calfzilla?
We could be the leaders in this region,
* *
Please refer to them as mini pretzel dogs.
but if dweebs like you are doing it,
You gotta be ready for that.
- Excuse me?
Besides, you have no idea how much money we have.
- * Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba *
- We have a built-in infrastructure
* *
Did you know that Native Americans used fire
It's like, uh, we get it. You have huge muscles.
so, Nathan, it's really important to me
like--like you're doing right now.
and we're flying in Idina Menzel to come sing.
I'll find another way. - Uh-huh.
[cheers and applause]