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My defense?
I said Jed Clappett is my friend, and you leave him alone!
Mr. Drydale, you can't buck the whole state of California single-handed.
I whipped you, Drysdale.
It's time to go to work, lazy bones.
I'd love it.
Run fetch Jethro.
Nothing can get me out of this hour.
Oh, he ain't even that high.
Clear out and take all this junk with you.
Well, come back now, dear.
Excuse me, Chief.
They're staying on the fifth floor and going to fight with you.
She did all these things back in the hills, so she figures she can do them here.
They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.
Doesn't look like an educated woman.
Well, I can get one.
Me?
They fixed them to draw down on one another, Jed.
That's right.
Commence packing up.
Oh, a beautiful man.
I'm handsome.
Dan?
Granny, you called me.
Truth, honor, and justice will speed my hand, and my strength will be that of ten, for my heart is pure.
Psychiatry and fish cleaning?
He's gotta have some Tennessee blood in him, Jack.
Thank goodness I had your father to teach me the three R's.
I'd like to give up my job on the railroad
Oh, I'm surprised he ever let you get away.