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What do you...?
Real schmaltz, I think they called it.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
Come on, Bob, I think this will work.
Now begins
"Absolutely ideal!" "Ideal!"
- We're practically strangers. - We'd like to take care of that, too.
♪ Every little thing that we are wearing ♪
Well, you sold me. I'll go.
♪ Who had winter and snow in his heart ♪
♪ While he's across the foam ♪
We've paid for our tickets twice, and now we've got to sit up all night.
What are you screaming about?
A phony?
Put your bags backstage.
and make a pitch to the guys myself. What do you think of it?
He's telling me that they can't use me. No place for me.
♪ I think of when I had none at all ♪
Yes, sir.
♪ I'd pawn my overcoat and vest ♪
.
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.......but Clare O'Gara is!!!!!!!!
♪ And bright ♪
First you, and then you, and then you again.
♪ It won't be long ♪ ♪ Before we'll all be there with... ♪
Without so much as a "kiss my foot" or "have an apple".
♪ And children listen ♪
and you can watch the television.
.
- She gave it to Grandpa at the station. - At the station?
♪ And Lord help the sister ♪
Just happen to have a slam-bang finish, sir.
- That's funny. Are you sure? - I should've known.
♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪
- Yeah. - I'm gonna be on about 9:00.
The tab! How much?
The fir trees, the clean pine air.
♪ My one love affair ♪
♪ When they stop wining and dining him ♪
"Well, I Heard Something About Sandwiches And Buttermilk."
I was so busy with other things, I must have sounded like an idiot...
Okay, buster, get it out. Come on. Uh... I don't seem to have any cash.
When I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply.
♪ I used to know ♪
Hey, listen, men, when I give you the signal,
We hope to find the snow here.
There ought to be something we can do about it.
Who's there?
Turkey, I dream about a brunette. A little on the scatback side,
Now, are you gonna sing this song or not?
♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪
Which one?
How much is “wow” Right between “ouch” and “boinnng”
Now begins The saga of papa’s arm
♪ There's a minister handy ♪
Good night.
I'll go on down to New York, and if I can swing it, I'll get on his show
Boy, you've mixed things up beautifully, you have.
Yeah, deep blue.
and carry you to safety, don't think, don't pause, don't hesitate a moment,
Like Eddy told you, that song is for the 151st Division.
- Where are they? - In our dressing room.
point at that phony arm, and I'd melt and go along!
He always was a good-looking kid.
to get him back up there again for you.
Mandy
And I can't stall him much longer.
I'd rather not discuss last night, if you don't mind.
Job site is ready for inspection. Welcome Mr. President
Here, grab the cow.
I mean, what's in it for you? Forty-five minutes, all to myself.
♪ But they can't recall his name ♪
I know we always said we'd never break up the act,
Your amusing letter was appreciated more than you imagine.
Hot buttered rum
I sure wish it would happen to me! Yeah, I do too.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪
♪ Mandy ♪
♪ Mr. Bones feels rattling ♪
Old Tom.
♪ A million handsome guys ♪ ♪ With longing in their eyes ♪
Let me ask you something. Why don't we pay the fellow the $200?
It's always that she's been a kind of a mother hen...
"Certainly was a surprise hearing from you.
And I picked up the handbills for the new show.
Look, it would only be temporary?
♪ I'm dreaming ♪
- Well, keep punching, will you? - OK.
♪ Chicks ♪ ♪ Who did kicks ♪
We've got a drawing room.
- Mr. Wallace has been expecting you. - Thank you very much.
It took 15,000 men to take my place.
and its effect on children's teeth.
- How much is "wow"? - Right in between "ouch" and "boing."
A real Christmas Eve show,
Stowe Stowe Stowe Stowe
All I want to do is go on your show and make a little pitch. OK?
♪ With every Christmas card ♪
- Wallace and Davis? - They got a letter from your brother.
- Yes, sir. Show lays off tonight. - Good boy.
How do you do? Mutual I'm sure.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
Anything else? Yeah. I wish I'd thought of it first.
AREN'T TAPPING ANYMORE THEY'RE DOING OSTEOPATHY
The Theater.... BREAK A LEG, HANNAH!
♪ And may all your Christmases ♪
- Television? - Right from here, on Christmas Eve.
Imagine a girl in show business today,
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- I mean, since there's no snow... - Nonsense. We've made a contract.
from the old man's outfit to fill a town this size.
- What will I tell Judy? - I don't know.
why yes, it is!
- Try me. - OK.
- Look at an act? - Some other time, I hope?
- Oh, man, nix, nix. - Isn't that amazing?
- Talent, experience... - One that's witty,
Because it's good business. You can't leave everything up to fate.
- That's swell, Ed. Listen... - I got a cab waiting. We're late.
Yeah, well, I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed overnight.
- Well... - It's real nice.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
♪ I write ♪
And if you don't give him everything you've got,
♪ I wish I was back in the Army now ♪
you're up here in the wilderness. There's nobody around here.
but in case you and Phil are worried about the welfare
Please, sir, don't bother. If you'll just heIp me back to the bungaIow,
I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane
Hey, whatever happened to paying the $200?
But you might get yourself in an awful jam. Why should you?
Yes. Isn't he lucky?