Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, it'll only be... Wait a minute, there's their music.

I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children.

- Judy. - No, no,

♪ With every Christmas card ♪

When you’re unhappy, im unhappy

for holding a show in this advanced area?

- You get it? - Thank you.

Hey, we're a smash. Let's take a bow.

Gay, charming, attractive... Witty, gay, charming, oh sure.

I'll fix it later. I don't want to miss the Ed Harrison Show.

- All right? Wait till tonight... - It was sensational!

♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪

Because you're a miserable, lonely, unhappy man.

What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.

- She didn't mean anything by it... - You don't have to apologize.

♪ Long as he stays away ♪ ♪ From the battle's fray ♪

The theater, the theater

I can't help feeling this is a tactical error.

- Hey, Davis, how you feeling? - Pretty good, Captain.

Witty, gay, charming, sure, sure.

- Yes, I really want to know. - All right, I'll really tell you.

You'll be able to do all the schussing and the platzing and everything, see?

I don't know what he's up to, but he's got that

Yeah, we wanted the mother hen to leave the roost,

Without So Much As A "Kiss My Foot" Or "Have An Apple!"

mother hen's gonna stick pretty close to the coop.

♪ All kinds of weather ♪ ♪ We stick together ♪

You'll find the Vermont smorgasbord very good, General.

♪ For dancing soon becomes romancing ♪

Bob, it wouldn't be too hard to

I don't know what you see in this long drink of charged water,

♪ I'm here to keep my eye on her ♪

What's this all about, Captain?

Surely you knew that everybody's got a little larceny operating in them.

- All right, girls, five minutes. - Thank you.

One of our favorite lines from White Christmas!

Not as flashy as Toots Shor's probably,

♪ For the GI Josephs ♪ ♪ Who were in the war ♪

No. Bob wouldn't be involved in a thing like that. I'm sure you're wrong.

Mr. Wallace, do you have any suggestions for the act?

♪ Where the treetops glisten ♪

"Oh, well. Some people have all the luck.

♪ Especially when he keeps us on the ball ♪

I guess you know by now

- Club car's straight ahead. - OK.

How did you know?

♪ Here's a ring for your finger ♪

"Nobody Signed A Contract."

- Put your weight on it. - My weight. Right here, sir.

- I don't like your whole inferences. - I've got no squawks, no beefs.

Apparently, there's quite a bit about show business I don't understand.

♪ May your days be merry ♪

- all that snow and everything. - Yeah, yeah, beautiful.

you were brought here tonight under false pretenses.

Maybe she can help you. But the big thing is

♪ Be white ♪

But he didn't, did he?

♪ Mandy ♪ ♪ There's a minister handy ♪

- Was there a telegram for me? - What?

♪ Right into a great big well ♪

- She's in love. - If that's love, somebody goofed.

My dear partner, when what's left of you

How could you be stupid enough to try a stunt like this?

- The television Ed Harrison? - That's the fellow, yeah.

Is there any chance that you could go through a musical number?

Well, we have this show. Now, we have to close down for the holidays,

Honey, we'll get them to you. Would you please go? The taxi is coming.

I don't weigh very much.

Wallace and Davis are flat, you know.

Or whether they, uh, just happen in Vermont...

♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪

So you know something? You still haven't eaten anything.

If I weren't such a mean old biddy, I'd break right down and cry.

That's not a very nice Christmas present, is it,

You know, I have a theory about that, too.

- I'm going back in the Army. - Really?

Hey, wait a minute. What's this gonna cost?

- Please, Gramps. - Absolutely not.

♪ They all get a job ♪ ♪ But a general no one hires ♪

♪ Who comes between me and my sister ♪

♪ Who's got a job for a general ♪

♪ Many men have tried to split us up ♪ ♪ But no one can ♪

Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.

"Be there or I'll sue."

My housekeeper, Miss Emma Allen. My granddaughter, Susan Waverly.

- I'm sorry, I have a date. - What about tomorrow?

but daylight's beginning to glimmer.

It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?

Right in between "ouch" and "boing"

I'm going to New York and try and square it with Betty.

♪ Instead of sheep ♪

- Good night, Judy. - Good night.

♪ I'm back on the shelf ♪ ♪ And I'm blaming myself ♪

♪ Lord help the mister ♪

Phony engagements and messing around with people's lives.

- Are you worried? - Kind of.

♪ I think about a nursery ♪

How can a guy that ugly have the nerve to have sisters?

Last time I looked. But who are they gonna sing to?

The old man's moving toward the rear.

This is a great big, fat plug for the show.

Don't you think putting the show on will do it?

Now, that didn't hurt too much, did it?

♪ And it's not so hard to understand ♪

till after the parade's passed him by.

- Where do you got that? - Under the underwear.

How are you gonna get a whole division up here by Christmas Eve?

- This is it. - Isn't this great?

♪ When he stops being a general? ♪

And you're Phil Davis, and you're Mr. Wallace.