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Wallace and Davis never had any trouble packing them in, sir.
- Here, honey. - Let me help you with that.
I still don't understand it. You mean you brought your whole show up here?
Let me tell you something, it's kind of dangerous
- It's a family characteristic. - I have a recent snapshot here.
- Is this the right car... - You say you have space on this train?
♪ Who comes between me and my man ♪
No, you wouldn't do this to me.
- Where are you going? - It's for breakfast.
- Wow! - How much is "wow"?
to get rid of any barriers between you and the altar.
You ought to be horse-whipped.
- What? - What's the matter?
That's very funny. The crooner is now becoming the comic.
The general always listens to the Ed Harrison Show, right?
We came up for the snow. Where’re you keeping it?
I can't help feeling I should wait for Hard Mode to go live
Something we could do together. Want to try it from the release?
All right, fellas. From the top.
ollé lollé
♪ We'll follow the old man ♪ ♪ Wherever he wants to go ♪
Thank you all.
♪ When my bankroll is getting small ♪
Kiss... Yes, sir.
It's just wonderful, darling. I'm so happy for you.
Hey, Betty. How about some exercise? Come on.
Let's just say we're doing it for a pal in the Army.
It must be beautiful this time of year in Illinois, Bob. All that snow?
The theater, the theater What’s happened to the theater?
- Tickets are on the way over. - Good enough.
♪ And may all your ♪
And it gives us a chance, you see, sir, to test new material.
I may come back and... fight for the enemy.
Job site is ready for inspection
Vermont should be beautiful this time of the year
♪ Where the treetops glisten ♪
♪ Every little thing that we are wearing ♪
- I don't like the wardrobe. - But it's so purdy.
Well, I like that! Without so much as a "Kiss my foot" or "Have an apple!"
- Now, wait a minute. - You wait a minute.
PSA - Washing your hands with snow WILL NOT prevent the spread of COVID-19 (And snow will leave shampoo residue)
Matter of fact, I'd like to see you come back myself.
Well, I happen to know a fellow, Captain.
The percentage is gonna catch up with the weatherman one of these days.
- It's a little chilly in here, isn't - it? I got just the spot for you.
It shouldn't be too tough
Besides, there'll be six inches of snow tonight. We'll be full up tomorrow.
Hey! Hey, Bob, Betty, Judy, come here.
we're doing it for a pal in the Army.
No, no, no, no. We don't want to cause you any trouble.
They should be lined up for full inspection.
♪ You didn't do right by me ♪
All that underwear!
♪ I'd rather see a minstrel show ♪
- Buster, lookit here! - Hey, here it comes.
I know it sounds crazy, Al, but you're working for crazy people.
That's right, and when you're unhappy, I'm unhappy. After all, Bob, I...
- It's not good, but it's a reason. - Will you go on?
sitting on that porch, rocking away, while we put in a full day's work.
- See you after the show. - The sheriff's here.
♪ A dentist and a clerk ♪ ♪ For weeks and weeks they'd work ♪
How could you have sent all my suits to the cleaners?
Phil, when are you gonna learn girls like that are a dime a dozen?
anytime you and Judy are available.
It used to be a gristmill and a barn. Now, it's a Tyrolean haunted house.
How much is "wow"? Right in between "ouch" and "BOIIIIING."
However, if you care to purchase tickets,
to the nicest guy we'll ever know.
♪ And children listen ♪
Yeah, well, I'm not the engaging kind, either.
but I pulled a few strings, got you and Mr. Davis on the 1:00 train.
And let's keep it quiet. This is kind of a personal thing.
You wound up on the shelf? Must've lost the toss.
I had a little business to take care of.
- What's the beef? - Come on. They're in big trouble now.
This is ridiculous. We could have been out with Doris and Rita
- No, I'll be busy all day. - Come on, will you?
What a fine outfit.
Anything specific?
Well, OK, it's a deal.
♪ Ha, ha, that's a good one ♪
Then lay it on me, will you?
but there's really a lot to be said for leisure.
Yeah. It needs two people, two dynamite entertainers.
for this little Yuletide clambake, but...
Until someone else comes along who can do it better,
My friend and I are guests. We came up for the snow.
- I see. - Some of it concerns you.
Will you excuse me? Young lady, get me the New York operator.
All right. They didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
Not Light Horse Harry. "Advance, advance, never retreat."
No, sir, not yet. They'll be on in about 15 minutes.
Well, he probably knew we were here, you know,
♪ Sisters! ♪
Doesn't make any difference, as long as they're wearing skirts,
That's right, Bob. Ideal. That's exactly the word we used, too.
♪ I thought that I was through ♪ ♪ With all my care and strife ♪
Well, if that's love, somebody goofed.
♪ He's got his rent to pay ♪ ♪ So don't delay ♪
Absolutely ideal. Didn’t we say that? Ideal.
- Well, if you'd rather forget it... - How can I? You won't let me.
Look, Mr. Wallace, before you go any further, I must tell you,
Wallace and Davis want to wish you a very happy birthday!
Did you know the boys are planning to put this whole show on television?
Well, to put it in one sentence,
- Yes, sir. - Let's just go back in here
♪ And bright ♪
And if I find that Lee Donghae there, I'm gonna take him by the hair
♪ Bring happy times for Mandy and me ♪
as long as I have, you just get used to people working angles, that's all.
- This it? - Yeah.
But, um, Judy has just agreed to, uh...
And from now on, you can do your dirty work yourself.
- Good night. - Good night.
♪ We're having a heat wave ♪ ♪ A tropical heat wave ♪
You gentlemen made it just in time.
Everybody grab his own suitcases. Let's not get mixed up now.
- What's the matter? - Phil, it's from Betty.
Yeah.
- How are you, Captain? - I'm fine, General, but...
♪ Chocolate and vanilla for you and I ♪
- How much more is it to Vermont? - Vermont? We're going to New York.