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and he's gonna tell you about it in his own special way.
- Well, it was a life worth saving, sir. - Well, I appreciate it.
The kid played a percentage, it worked and we're here.
You know the bit, the lady fair and the knight on the white horse.
- He's advancing into bankruptcy. - How deep's he in here?
Let's set up the next number.
It Must Be Beautiful This Time Of Year In Vermont, Bob. All That Snow?
♪ You didn't do right by me ♪
I won't tell the general, you do it your own way,
Sure, I know about that, but on Christmas Eve
Emma, couldn't you talk him into letting us work for half salary?
Certainly too bad General Waverly couldn't have been here
- How about me? - Well, I do a single, you see.
You've hammered, drove, pushed, shoved.
♪ Uniforms for winter, spring and fall ♪
An announcement, and I want you all to be the first to know.
How much is “wow”?
♪ With their riddles and jokes ♪
♪ Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the Army ♪
I'll call the traffic manager.
Let's not make a whole big mish-mosh out of it.
- Susan. - Hello.
There's a lot of sense in what you say, and I have to admit it.
♪ Things that you would not do at home ♪ ♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
I promise. Good luck.
We haven't had snow since Thanksgiving. Sixty-eight yesterday.
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
- I'm sure it's a great... - Bob? Phil?
♪ There's a lot to be said for the Army ♪
♪ Soldiers and WACs ♪ ♪ The WACs who dressed in slacks ♪
Job site is ready for inspection Sorry about the leaks Mr. President
Yeah, well, let's think about it over a sandwich, kid. I'm starving to death.
Why do I listen to you? Give me one good reason.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
- Open up! Come on. Open up. - You've done it again.
- Of course, it's got to be a man. - That's an absolute must.
Katie, don't forget your Snood this year!
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
- People that is, not pigs. - Well, go ahead, if you want to.
of a certain Vermont innkeeper, you needn't be.
General Waverly, we want you to know that you needn't feel obligated.
- Good evening, Mr. Wallace. - Marcel, how are you?
Well, sir, I mean that if you were in New York, sir,
We are. I mean, we should. It'll do us a lot of good, Bob,
♪ How would you bring the thing about? ♪
I can't understand what's wrong with me.
- Here, Phil. - We can't.
I know it's murder asking you to leave your homes on Christmas Eve,
and let me spend the night out here in a drafty old club car.
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
Hey wait a minute! How much is this going to cost?!
What is it? What is it? Did you fall down the stairs?
From that day on, I haven't had one minute I could call my own.
Sergeant, take me to headquarters immediately.
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
Wonderful. Could you come up for a couple of days?
I mean, you shouldn't mix fairytales with liverwurst and buttermilk.
Watch your space. Don't get far apart. Everybody the same distance. That's it.
Are you interested in families or children
of Major General Tom Waverly. I hope a lot of you guys were listening,
- All that snow. - That's what I just said.
Listen, keep this under your hat, will you?
Of course you are. Lays great for you. Come on, now, let's try it.
Come on, Phil.
- you and Rita have been throwing at me. - There've been some nice girls, too.
- How did you sleep? - Like a baby.
We're not fooling each other.
why we should spend our last two hours in Florida
She'll never leave the roost until I'm taken care of.
But a janitor!
She'll never get involved with anyone until I'm married
No, honey, I'm not hungry.
♪ Wasn't smart ♪
- It'll come to you, sir. - Just takes time.
Theater
Here, grab the cow,
dont Kiss the foot kiss kiss the apple ai shoes
There were never Such Devoted Sisters
That is, she just said...
Snow
It's a little too fast, sir. If we just slow down a little bit, sir.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
- You're gonna settle down, buster? - Yeah.
Wallace and Davis want to wish you A very happy birthday.
a train on which we had tickets.
Our tickets aren't good until tomorrow.
Who do you figure on for the other hunk of dynamite?
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
I got a feeling I'm not gonna like it.
Of course, you've got plenty of time to be amusing,
♪ Soon becomes romancing ♪
♪ Those who've seen us ♪
Don't you want to sit down?
of the caliber of Captain Wallace, sir...
Betty and Bob, yeah.
♪ In the minstrel days we miss ♪
Seems they were trying to figure out some way
Isn't that true? I say, isn't that true?
I mean, well, if there's anything special you want to do,
you get me involved with a sheriff.
Well, I mean that she just asked me...
♪ That would stop the show ♪ ♪ In days that used to be ♪
♪ - Of snow ♪ ♪ - Snow ♪
Well, I told you, I don't expect any gratitude.
See you later.
- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.
- They're likely to slip off, you know. - I think mine's here to stay.
about show business and guinea pigs,
- That's us. Let's go. - Yeah.
- Tickets. Yeah. - Yes.
Tell me what you want to dream about, I'll know what to give you.
We could do our old nightclub act, fit the girls in here and there.
talking to payroll if you think you can get one simple thing straight.
Car for Columbia Inn this way.
♪ And it sure would be dandy ♪
No, General, this is a private war. Don't do anything.
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
- Well, sir, as a matter of fact... - It was me, sir.
Well, if the girls are leaving, I'll just get the luggage here.
Now, if I have ham and cheese on rye like that,
I want you to step right out, just Iike you used to.
you wouldn't take away my nice warm bed
♪ Snow ♪
Very brave parents, I guess.
♪ That's not the way to stop a dog ♪ ♪ From biting you on Monday ♪
Let's just say we're doing it for an old pal in the Army.
♪ If by chance their cheeks should meet ♪ ♪ While dancing ♪
♪ When you hold a girl in your arms ♪ ♪ That you've never held before ♪