Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Didn't get anywhere ♪
Phil, let me tell you something.
♪ But after months and months ♪ ♪ Of tough civilian life ♪
and somebody runs up and offers to pick you up
And, yeah, we'll put the old boy on himself,
Can't replace the good ones
- His idea? Are you sure? - Yeah.
Plenty of schmaltz, lots of heart.
♪ With the grandest son of a soldier ♪ ♪ Of them all ♪
- I mean, I'm not exactly repulsive. - Of course not.
- Dick. - Yes, honey.
And that's the same as being lonely and miserable, except it's worse.
♪ - No white Christmas with no snow ♪ ♪ - No snow ♪
- Hi, Susie. - Hi, Betty.
Those are cumulus clouds, elevation 7,000 feet.
♪ The best things ♪
♪ My one love affair ♪
I’m well aware Of captain Wallace’s capabilities
Mr. Wallace, how can we ever thank you?
Judy, next time, will you talk to me first
♪ Sisters, sisters ♪
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT? EVEN LITTLE JUDY THERE'S GOT AN ANGLE
♪ Happen while you dance ♪
Yeah, I do too.
That's today. I've a feeling by tomorrow it'll warm up just fine.
Well, I think you'd send one at a time then, in that case.
- Don't put your weight on it. - No, no, no, sir.
between "ouch" and "boing"
Should be a very good show tonight.
you'd have to pay $6.60 or even $8.80 to see
Well, we've got to give the girls five or ten minutes' start.
♪ Yes, Mr. Love ♪
Let's not do the number we rehearsed this afternoon.
You don't expect me to get serious with the kind of characters
Play Blue Skies. Anything.
Not interested in getting married, settling down, raising a family.
so that the little chick could...
That sounds very Vermont-y.
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
Hold your fire, men. I'm coming through.
yeah sure decent
and I think there's a letter for you, General.
♪ If we let him make a fee ♪
♪ And you'll fall asleep ♪
Absolutely Ideal
Texans waiting for fall… “There’s rain in those clouds, I’m sure of it”
Well, OK, Al, do the best you can. Good luck.
I want to think about it.
You kids get down to the station and hop on a train.
Yeah, Emma drafted me for a few chores.
♪ Let me sing a funny song ♪
I mean, when you've got an entertainer, sir,
He'll have you standing inspection night and day.
- But Betty... - I said I'm not hungry.
♪ I write ♪
OK, Bob. You can depend on me. Let's see, break the arm...
- The sheriff? - What's up? What's the trouble?
Tickets. Wait a minute. Here, take these. Now, get going. Come on.
♪ I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪
♪ Counting my blessings ♪
♪ And I fall asleep ♪
people don't expect a major general to carry firewood.
No. No, I'm a little too young for that sort of thing.
Makes a fellow feel a little shaky to hold up there all alone
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
We seem to be getting a little mixed up.
Well, we figured since we had a chance to rehearse,
I don't know.
♪ The next day someone hollers ♪ ♪ When he comes into view ♪
♪ Snow, I long to clear a path ♪
It just shows you how foolish people can be.
- Absolutely ideal." Didn't we? - Ideal.
- Lookit here! - Isn't this great?
When I feel guilty for laughing
Look, Betty, I've got no time for games today.
All right, let's keep it going. That's good.
You know something, you're off your nut about a mile and a half.
I mean, sir, it's Christmas Eve, sir, and...
♪ Aren't tapping anymore ♪ ♪ They're doing choreography ♪
I miss the theater!
♪ The Army was the place to find romance ♪
- I mean, what's in it for you? - Forty-five minutes all to myself.
BOY, GIRL, BOY, GIRL
♪ Come out all right if the girl is sweet ♪
♪ Dancing cheek to cheek ♪ ♪ And pants to pants ♪
- I just don't understand it. - Ask Cisco here.
Let’s just say we are doing it for a pal in the Army
You needn't try to sound like you felt very unsure. I needn't let you use any very unsure words.
'Cause we really had a slam-bang finish cooked up for him.
What do you do, hold it up to the light? That's for amateurs. I use steam.
You ought to consider yourself plenty lucky.
with the business plans of the great Wallace and Davis.
That sergeant will be a private in the morning.
- Me? - Well, you're not exactly Superman,
Hold this just a minute.
♪ When my bankroll is getting small ♪
I guess I've always been kind of a silly schoolgirl.
♪ Because we love him ♪ ♪ We love him ♪
- Hey! Hey, you! - The sheriff!
How terrible could it be for a few days?
Why? We have a floor, haven't we?
wanting to settle down and raising a family.
I didn't agree. It was his idea.
You'll have those men turned out on the double.
I think it's impossible, ridiculous, and insane
We use them like guinea pigs.
Vermont? Who cares? Who's going to Vermont?
Hey, Johnny, get the kids for a dress rehearsal, will you?
I'VE BEEN WATCHING THOSE CLOUDS, AND THERE'S SNOW IN THEM.
- Sir. - At ease.
Hurry up now. You haven't got much time to get ready.
Goodbye.
♪ - Snow, snow ♪ ♪ - Snow, snow ♪
having some laughs.
No, no, no, no. I can't make it. I'm gonna be very busy here.
Very beautiful. Just what we need.
Keep a nice straight line when you go out there.
The theatre, the theate
Well, you're not exactly Superman
Well, then, let's just skip all this. I certainly wouldn't want to interfere
- Listen to me... - No! You listen to me.
- Certainly, Mr. Wallace. - Thanks.
Grandpa, the battery's dead on the Jeep. It's stuck...
BREAKING NEWS: UK couple arrested for singing racist song.
- I'm off my nut a mile and a half. - At least.