Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Is that bad? - Not bad, but always expensive.
♪ "Here comes the general" ♪
- He thought of it. - Well, it was a lovely thought.
Who'd have thought that of Benny? What a brother!
Snow snow snow
You may even learn how to march.
♪ Just count your blessings ♪
Your strategy's a little obvious. You don't really mind, do you?
Keep it rocking, will you, fellows?
Give me a nice clear tone. Let me hear it.
And we wouldn't have to announce our engagement
- What's this? - A girl.
there's always lurking behind it a little angle for you.
You're absolutely right. There's no Christmas in the Army, Captain.
The officers and the men under the command
Well, they deserve it. You got the tickets for New York?
Of course, you know it means over $200,000 worth of free publicity
- It's no trouble, honey. - I know, but Mr. Wallace already...
I'm all right, sir. Probably just a small compound fracture, sir.
- Where are you going? - Vermont.
♪ Chaps ♪ ♪ Who did taps ♪
- for Davis and Wallace. - Emma, that's a terrible thing to say.
♪ Come along and let the wedding chimes ♪
- Well, at ease, Davis. - Yes, sir.
- Why don't people leave me alone... - Time, time, cut!
♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
Attention!
♪ She certainly can ♪ ♪ Can-can ♪
- But I got a flash for you. - What?
♪ Mr. Bones, Mr. Bones ♪
That's a direction he's never taken in his entire life.
I’d bet my right boob on it
Ed, Ed, I know it's a long shot,
Absolutely ideal
We can dig him up a spot somewhere.
You're soft. You're sloppy.
- Tickets? - The tickets.
We just try to keep the "general" part quiet.
- Never thought I'd make it? - Yes, sir. Sir.
Isn't this awful? It's like taking money under false pretenses.
♪ Just like the ones ♪
♪ They fill his chest with medals ♪
Let's go.
- Don't be so modest. - Honey, fellas like that don't...
The snow-covered slopes, the skiing,
- Let's go visit the firemen. - Yes.
Let me ask you a question.
Welcome to Columbia Inn. What sort of accommodations would you like?
- Champagne? - Yeah, I think I will.
♪ Heps ♪ ♪ Who did steps ♪
Well, I don't mind, if you don't.
Well, honey, it was his idea. Now, will you please get going?
That's right, that's it. All right, keep it lively.
♪ Come naturally on the floor ♪
Let's see if I can get focused in here.
That always helps.
I’ve got no squawks, no beefs.
♪ The Army wasn't really bad at all ♪
That is a shame, but we're leaving tomorrow, anyway.
putting those knights up on white horses.
Break your arm, your ankle or your neck, but don't break anything valuable.
- Welcome home, Betty! - Hello, Emma.
Well, you've got this nice big empty ski lodge,
- New York? - But you just got here!
- Two tickets to New York. - How much more to Vermont?
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♪ Of a white Christmas ♪
You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?
It was your fault. If we get out of this...
Is that the weather forecast?
- Don't you think we should discuss... - Let's say it with music.
I almost lose my life trying to catch a train. I know...
I have to think about it. Goodbye, Bob.
and you might if Benny did. As simple as that.
Mutual i'm sure
We’re hear for the snow. Where are you keeping it? Well, we take it in during the day
How do you like that? Even little Judy there's got an angle.
You ever hook up with the fellows in the horseshoe game?
We're not commercializing on the old man's hard luck. No chance.
♪ Lord help the mister ♪
♪ Two different faces ♪ ♪ But in tight places ♪
♪ They're delighted that he came ♪
He probably figured
fresh out of the Pentagon.
Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, I'm on KP.
At least he won't for about an hour and a half.
from Boston, Philadelphia and New York. Now, can you handle it OK?
- But, Mr. Davis, how will I stall... - Make up a story. Tell him anything.
Just routine, sir.
You got your warrant, now arrest those girls.
♪ Know that not a thing ♪ ♪ Could come between us ♪
- I've applied for active duty. - Well, that's wonderful news, sir.
♪ Who comes between me and my man ♪
What is this? The best two out of three?
- What's the matter with you? - No. I'm looking for the tickets.
Yeah? You remember Nanook of the North.
Bob Wallace and Phil Davis are out front to catch your act.
- No. Why? - Benny's got a job in Alaska.
♪ We think and we act as one ♪
♪ I never saw the sun shining so bright ♪ ♪ Never saw things going so right ♪
It's 34°!
well, its not good but its a reason.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Haynes Sisters.
Me, sir. It was my idea, sir.
Hot buttered rum, light on the butter, snow.
I wish you could. It would be awfully nice.
Gee whiz, Bob, I only did it for your own good.
♪ It seems this country never has enjoyed ♪
All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
♪ When I was mustered out ♪ ♪ I thought without a doubt ♪
- How do you figure that? - I'm not sure,
♪ She wore the dress ♪ ♪ And I stayed home ♪
♪ Sisters! ♪
I just dropped by to thank you for saving my life.
♪ Long as he wants to go ♪ ♪ Opposite to the foe ♪
You didn't have to break up the act or run out of town,
Yes, sir.
on one of those bleached chargers.
but I finally got it squared away just the way you wanted it.
♪ That joke is old ♪ ♪ The answer is to kill the dog on Sunday ♪
- Didn't you know? - Just for the record,
Captain Wallace, who's responsible
Dressing room. Look, I'll tell you what.
♪ As they slumber in their beds ♪
Well, they're gone. They're gone. I must have left them in my girdle.
- Isn't this nice? - Wonderful.
Do you remember Benny Haynes, the old mess sergeant?
♪ Be white ♪
I want you to fall in single file on each side of the stage.
you've been clumsily trying to entangle me with some female.
She ate, and then we ate. She slept, and then we slept.
♪ Little old snowflakes ♪ ♪ Eskimo pie ♪
I got a feeling you're gonna hate it.
Honey, you look beautiful tonight. He'll be crazy about you.
We've got to stay up here and dream up some way
I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
Got a nice open-hearth job here with some Vermont logs burning briskly.