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Well, honey, you've got to do it.

I've been holding it up for 80 years. You'd shake, too.

Well... I'm off.

He was so quiet. I just thought he was a sound sleeper.

And if you threw a party

Tell her you went to turn on the sprinklers

She said, "Funny, that looks like bits of Joe's plaid shirt...

Well, I suppose I should go. I haven't had a date in three months,

This is ridiculous! I mean, here we sit, calmly eating our bran flakes,

- Al Beatty, from Boca Raton? - Yes.

and a highway patrolman said, "Pardon me, ma'am.

And it's all my fault!

He's not dead. I was just in there.

an awful nightmare, just terrible.

No, I don't want to kill anyone else.

and they showed that Al's arteries were completely clogged.

- Rose... please. - I can't, Al.

Every now and then they stick a corpse in on you.

You've been sleeping with my husband and he's just died.

I mean, she's probably worried sick already.

- Oh, is that new? - Yes.

Look, Rose. You're gonna have to go tell her.

And the sheriff - I told him about me, how I kill men...

I thought you were making love.

- They won't know? - Never.

And the card attached would say

Everything's terrific. I was only joking!

Yes, and she never remarried.

- I can't tell her where he died. - He died visiting.

- that I had to do something for you. - Oh, that wasn't necessary.

It's OK. I'll get used to being alone.