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and make you put on a chauffeur's cap.
Now, if that two-faced little brat comes around this neighborhood...
Forget about that. Go out and have fun. Meet you a girl and live it up.
Youngblood
She's late, ain't she? I bet she don't show up.
That's Jewish soul food.
Yeah, well, this is Fred Sanford calling.
Always worked for me. I been through quite a few apples in my time.
Hey, kid, don't put your feet up on my good couch.
Crystal, honey, you were supposed to say, "I do. "
Okay, hurry up. I'll get some champagne.
Call 'em again. They're not here yet. They should've been here.
- Where's the taxi? - I called them.
How do you look? You look like a well-dressed penguin.
What a disastrous day this has been.
I bet she don't show up at all.
I'm getting married, man, and the taxi's not even here.
She ain't in no big hurry to get up here, is she?
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it all the time.
There's just no need to go on like this.