Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What will you do with the toaster? - The what?
We're gonna get married, and we're gonna live with you...
Last time you settled your stomach, it was so settled, you couldn't move.
- I called 'em an hour ago. - Get in there and call 'em again.
- Want me to answer it? - No. Have it framed...
That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking.
- she'll get a mouthful from me. - Now, look, just forget about it.
Say, Pop, let's move back east. It'll help me forget.
- That was real nice. - Yeah.
Sure looked good, your mama, layin' there with a new dress on.
It doesn't even have the name on it. It says, "Help prevent forest fires. "
Yeah, son, I know how you feel.
Who gives this woman to be married to this man?
as you do your own life until death do you part?
- She made me look like a fool. - Forget about her.
Well, that's a fine thing to do...
Here's some chopped liver.
How'd you like to spend a few days near the ocean?
that you get laid out in this church, just like Mama.
in Central Avenue Baptist Church.
Everything goes wrong.
I'm Lamont Sanford, a lousy junk dealer who's over 30.
- Two months? - So what?
- It's definitely off, huh? - You can bet your sweet...