Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now just leave this thing up to me and Crystal, all right?
And besides, I didn't swipe the Bible.
You better get out of my face! You too!
I really didn't have a chance to think about all this.
I haven't been here since we laid your mother away.
You could be marrying a very sick girl, son.
marrying a common, ordinary junk man.
Well, it's too late now. They're not gonna give you your deposit back.
Yeah, listen, I called for a cab about an hour ago...
using the wedding presents before they're even married.
- I don't know... - Did you say somethin' to her?
I don't give it a week.
That was nice.
Well, this is very unusual.
She made me look like a fool. Everybody's gonna be laughing at me.
Then after the wedding, she'd be just like her mama:
- How long did you go with Mama? - Two and a half years.
- What did you do with my tablecloth? - I don't know, Aunt Hazel.
I give it two weeks.
- Crystal? Crystal! - Let her go!
- You swiped all this stuff? - Don't say "swiped. "
It's an ashtray. I picked it up at the hotel where we stayed at.
And don't say we didn't feed you!
Dearly beloved, we're assembled here...
That's something you had left from the riot.