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- She had beautiful legs. - Skinny. Skinny legs.
Well, I don't want you or your presents in my house for another second!
Well, me and your mama could never afford a honeymoon.
Come on, Pop. The taxi will be here any minute.
- Some champagne. - Hey, son, I was just thinking.
A couple of days at the ocean will really do you good, Pop.
- What do you mean by that? - You know what I mean.
What a terrible thing to happen.
Well, since they're not gonna be used, it's a shame to make 'em go to waste.
What'd she have to do that for, Pop, huh? What for?
take Lamont Grady Sanford to be your lawful wedded husband...
Okay, son.
My daughter is not going to marry you, you nobody.
"Live it up. " You got no feeling at all, Pop.
- Well, I'll take the cheese board back. - I may as well take my toaster back.
I gave you that ring last night. If you lost that ring...
How about that?
Me and your mama really celebrated that night. Went to Club Alabam.
you turn it around and nibble somewhere else.
So why don't you go there anyway? They got TV in the room.
You just carry on, son. You got your whole life before you.