Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- So you on your own, boy. - Good.
You're ridiculous, you know that?
She wasn't too much. She had ugly legs.
She's better off without him, you junk dealer!
This toaster. The wedding present your Aunt Elsie and me gave you.
I ain't gonna let this liver lip broad insult you!
I'm lucky to get her. That girl could've had her pick, but she picked me.
And that might be the next service, if you don't shut your big mouth.
Say, Crystal, let's go to city hall. Just the two of us, okay?
I don't understand it, Pop. She was so sweet.
Her leg look like Italian salami with the rope wrapped around it.
- No, it won't. - Oh, yes, it will.
Go on over there with the kids and have a piece of cake.
They won't laugh. We'll park the truck over there...
This couch is for drinkin'.
So you had a disappointment. See, it's like cuttin' away a corn.
The bride has just arrived, Mr. Sanford.
There's nothing wrong, Mother. I can't do it. I changed my mind.
- Look. - A towel?
In a few years, her veins start showing.
- Now we can't even take 'em back. - Well, I didn't get married.