Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I got voicemails older than you. Ha!

[all chanting] Window seat.

And that concludes your beverage service.

you'll be trap-doored into our belly-of-the-plane prison.

I don't know what to do.

Improvisations in the style of pre-heroin Coltrane.

Our little guy is on a strict potty training schedule.

My tone is fine!

I got an airsick bag of hot bathroom shrimp.

[pilot] This is your captain speaking.

I propose that Convenience Airways'

[overlapping arguments]

When we violate people's civil liberties,

Mustn't punch the jerk.

Okay, Homer, you can do this.

If you feel like a pretzel,

[passengers chuckling weakly]

Because of your past behavior,

♪ Give a shout, whoo-hoo. ♪

my annoyance-canceling headphones.

We're all just doing our best.

Oh, the seat is so plush and comfy.

Who would do such a thing to Patrick Wilson?

Um, do you guys have any diapers?

I do have some good news.

Yes, but you got the most perfect flying experience

He's a little abstract,

Homer, stop it.

That is so weird.

Sure, we have to put up with baggage fees,