Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Care to join our Mile-High Book Club?

[announcer] In our Convenience Airways in-flight prison,

Hey, champ, I lost $50,000

I promised Marge I would behave,

Ooh, I bet I'd really keep my promise to behave

Dad, I figured out what's gonna calm Maggie.

It's so loud, I can barely hear myself

-[tires screech] -[Homer yelps]

[Krusty groans]

and I can smell the booze on you.

the safety demo.

What monster could conceive of something this horrible?

Well, it all started with what was supposed to be

has his seat all the way back.

I promised my wife I wouldn't fight or yell

The Simpsons are going to Pile Ridge, Louisiana.

Yes. Our business model is to cater to C.I.F.s:

anyone could ever ask for.

were enough to safely transport the rudest of the rude.

I'm only three hours out of rehab

Is there anything more satisfying

but repulsed by the appearance of your wife's family.

all the worst flyers in the world.

And, no, you may not have any of

We need thoughtful solutions

doesn't mean it is one.