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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- What? - My fame.
- There's Bananarama. - There's, like, one good band.
What are you doing?
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Sure.
By the way, Tony, I'm sorry your wife was shot
Pawtucket Patriot Truckers Blend.
Belt activated.
I think we found our new mascot. Are you in, Peter?
Well, how do you know I wasn't telling my wife a story
Uh, who is this?
- 'Cause I would think that... - They're great!
Not just any beer.
He says it's really catching on.
Coming up, uncomfortable pause
you've all been waiting for?
Here's a dollar! Stop talking like that!
Webster's defines "class" as "a group of students
- Who is this man? - Uh...
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Man, I hate being a sidekick to this stupid dog.
Ooh! Society now. Sir Thomas More up here.
where we respect the rules of society.
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
Two sets of disappointed parents right there.
On which we used to rely?
Oh, you don't own a TV? I'm very impressed! Let's go!
If you hurry, you can still get yours in.
with a bunch of other famous mascots.
You know, part of me is glad Sarah met Henry,
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
BUT HELL HAS GAINED A SHITASS
- as the new mascot? - Yup, I'm the new Pawtucket Pat.
Well, Sarah, another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
There's, uh, there's more running
All right. Now, before we bring out Daughtry...
than I thought there'd be.
K-nine. K-nine.
Doing all sorts of Joe things
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
What were you doing up on the roof last night?
Yeah, I am the brewery mascot.
Everywhere I go, people recognize me and love me.
Good for you and your neighborhood.
Starring Joe
My voice is impervious to helium.
Imagine how much they'd love to know
Good for you and your neighborhood.
the face of the Pawtucket Patriot Brewery,
That's right, it's Hops the Dog.
Why don't you mind your own (BLEEP) business?
Sir, sir, sir, for a dollar, do you know who this is?
He even recorded The Bite Album.
I want you to autograph my stomach.
Uh, showtime.
Playing a game on my phone and having a beer.
Peter, Peter, she's garbage. She's garbage.
Hey, Brian?
Please don't just throw them over.
- No way. That's awesome! - Said no one ever.
It's The Joe Show
Have volunteered to blow up his air mattress And so much woman's are getting like you kicks
Nice one, Brian.