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We now return to Titanic 2,
But I'll be sure to come back
And Daughtry!
Sorry about him. We ruined people's days
- Where'd you get those T-shirts? - From Brian.
Look, I'm only here to create an amusing comparison
- No. - Oh, come on, he's in a new commercial.
Well, you just did. Catching on.
Just like Dasani ruined water.
What do you mean? This isn't my fault.
It's an ongoing situation.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Yeah, our customers find a 300-year-old mascot
to ride someone's coattails,
7 x 31 x 47 x 79 = 919877
in New York earlier.
which you will need to place on this tray.
That's a real thing, kids. Listen to your mothers.
where dads who are really hurting will be vomiting
Let me do my intro!
So we're gonna put a flag on you,
What were you doing up on the roof last night?
They're about to play my first commercial.
Sir, this is a neighborhood
I'm never drinking this beer again.
Their names are Bert and Sheila. My job sucks now.
Hey, guys, so you know how water tastes like nothing?
Aw, it's the best.
is brought to you by Hugo Boss.
He was just getting a cup of coffee with his daughter.
is brought to you by Hugo Boss.
I don't talk to anyone standing at a urinal.
never-bought male jewelry.
to ride someone's coattails,
as anchor throws to reporter in the field.
and wherever you go, people will know
Oh, my God, he ran around the world.
Hey, so how's the whole Pawtucket Pat thing going?
Pawtucket Pat!
And now, a five-hour baseball game.
Well, they're making speeches in the Santa Fe Lounge.
Tom, I'm standing here, in the comments section Where we have a shitstorm in the making.
You know, a-a guy who'd drink a beer on a toilet.
The public park?
Like, how does the tree not catch on fire?
You have a dog that makes jokes and drinks beer?
climate change had rendered the iceberg
Uh, yeah. Yeah.
to play second fiddle to some fat idiot,
Hurry it up! Some of us came for Daughtry!
Peter, why are you wearing a flag?
Who doesn't read Adweek?!
"All ye Federalists, imbibe!"
hi I am deaf of deaf of the pirates
- "Hops." - Hops.