Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know! And now I'm gonna be the reason you get down.

I was just trying to make things better.

I mean we did spend her college fund, but as long as she's happy.

Too much drama for me. Peace.

-Wow. -(BOTH CHUCKLE)

So, who's gonna be at this function?

If I'm not mistaken, she is performing here next.

But whatever it is, I'm sure it's expired.

LaBrea, LaBrea?

-(CROWD CHEERING) -(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

No offense, Zoey.

(RUDELY) Yes, you did.

All I got is my church dress.

Uh, hold up, who you calling a basic?

The theme, "A Night In Mykonos."

Come on now. Stop fooling around.

-So this should cover everyone. -(GASPS)

Mi reina! Felix, where's my baby?

Did you think I'm lying? Is that it?

LaCienega, if I've done anything to upset you, I didn't mean to.

Except we're actually going to Mykonos, not playing pretend in our backyard.

Yeah, he's definitely Paris, Texas.

I got the pattern and I made mine from scratch.

-(GROWLS) -Okay. Who's the quinceañera girl?

-Come with me, "Snack Master." -(SCREAMING)

-(SNIFFS) -Hey, Melrose! Where's Mom and Dad?

And that way, I could take your place and live with Tía Sunset.

-OSCAR: Would you get out of here? -(CLATTERING)

LaCienega, are you okay?

-I think I found... -Not now, Penny.

I was hanging from Suga Mama's dentures.

Everybody go to bed.

(IN ENGLISH) Otro DJ? Who?

Well, my dad said he's not buying one,

My mom is lying!

(LACIENEGA SCREAMS)

Just like your tía.