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I'm coming.
I didn't know you before but remember, you're beautiful regardless.
DIJONAY: What're you on, that low carb?
Well, I'm not laughing.
Right, LaBrea?
(Distorted yelling) oh my gosh oh my gosh
It may be LaCienega's quinceañera, but it's my rep that's on the line.
Oh, I thought you renovated.
(PENNY GASPS) That's LaCienega!
Family every day and every night
Yeah. Is your cousin LaBrea comin'?
We didn't think you were coming. Who's your friend?
-Those rumors are just that. Rumor... -(NEIGHING)
That's Sapo!
You know that I'm lovin' Every single thing you do
I'm wearing three fajas because my mom wouldn't let me come
The music and choreography are trash.
(ALL GASP)
(PAPI SPEAKING SPANISH)
Nothing. As long as my baby is happy.
-She's your sister. -(PANTING)
That's what you said about her christening, her confirmation,
Your quinci's gonna be in Greece.
if you don't stop tossing my snacks.
-(AIRHORN BLARES) -Party people in the place to be,
(ALL LAUGHING)
Cut it then!
LaCienega, why are you screaming?
-Titi Melly! -(BOTH SIGH)
Just make sure you leave that cheatin' mutt of yours in the car next time
-(AIRHORN BLARES) -(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
(AUTOMATED VOICE) Welcome to Suga Mama's Drop of Doom.
(GASPS) LaBrea?
(BED SQUEAKING)
Melrose.
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