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Proud, Proud family

No one is getting married, it's a quinceañera.

Even if I would do something that stupid,

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I wish we could be like we used to be.

(SWEETLY) Oh, you didn't have to.

I am. Tomorrow.

Even when you start acting like a fool

Who are you talking to, LaCienega?

for the marvelous, the spectacular, the beautiful LaCienega Boulevardez.

-(LAUGHS MANIACALLY) -(CHUCKLES)

All right, all right, it's settled.

Every single day that I'm headed off to school

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DIJONAY SCREAMS)

LABREA: ¡Cállate!

I didn't want to be mean.

You know, coming of age.

Are you kidding me? All this money you spending?

-(CLANGS) -(SCREAMS)

(CROWD CHEERING)

Ooh. "Phenomenal" costs, Mademoiselle Boulevardez.

Hey, prima, this is for you.

The question is, how did you kids find her?

your perfect friends, your perfect quinceañera.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

We need to call Five-O.

And I thought if...

Good evening, sirs.

-(SPANISH SONG PLAYING) -(CROWD CHEERING)