Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For what you're paying, I gotta get something.

Look, I apologize about everything.

Yeah, yeah. Right.

Come on. Buy one, buy one.

Can you turn on a night light, please?

Wow. Girlfriend is on some single white female type stuff.

She's probably too tired.

Oh, relax, Martha, you know you don't wanna go home

Yes, Titi Melly.

(CLAPPING) Stop, stop, stop.

So, Felix, who's gettin' hitched?

Papi, you're getting a job!

Was that a threat, monsieur?

But please believe me when I say, if you let go, you will be safe.

I don't wanna die!

Did you tell my dad?

Nice to meet you, I'm Maya.

What's with the signs, Oscar?

(FELIX SCREAMING)

Thank goodness my Penny is never gonna come of age.

Yep! And no tofu.

Huh. If you can say one word, that'll make me mad, I'll give you a thousand dollars! Here, it is right here. I'll give this to you.

I totally talked her down.

Hey, Mommy, Daddy. How did you find us?

I wouldn't do it.

-MICHAEL: Girl, no! -(ALL LAUGHING)

Besides, you're not a dancer,

maybe you don't need to be in the show.

to those bad grandkids of yours.

(SCREAMING) Oh, my gosh! I'm so scared! (GASPS)

Please, cut your hair.