Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow, you are such a pig! You're a complete pig!

Can I ask you to put some of this on?

It's just sex, come on.

It's kind of hard to hit it when you have two kids asleep and drooling on you.

Yeah. Is she nice? Does she have any sort of personality?

- Okay, it's freezing, and I have no idea... - I said that I would rather live

- How do you make that work? - It is a fancy prison.

- Three to four. - Okay, thanks.

- So, don't worry. - Okay, we gotta run.

I mean, what are the odds?

- No, no. We just told them. - We just told them.

I'm amazed we're finally being invited over

And Kurt, if things don't work out with you and Jule,

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my God! So sorry.

this year, or next year, or whenever,

but I never heard from you because you were fucking Dirk Diggler.

Tell Mommy you hope she gets laid!

You don't think Gladys is working out?

You always want to find some way to stay above the fray, right?

That is not that big of a deal.

But seriously, I did actually want to make a little toast,

and it just seemed like a crazy way to spend your life, I mean,

Sorry, do you wanna go get coffee with me, by any chance?

- Who was in prison! - God!

Was it just not a good idea?

I can mitigate risk to zero on shark death if I never get into the ocean.

So I'm gonna talk to you later, okay?

Oh, my goodness, you're huge! And I like you tremendously!

- She does. - I do.

It's not burning? Okay.

- Really? That's it? - Congratulations.

you want to be with under the worst possible circumstances.

Please don't do that.

- Really? - He's like, he's a man.

Yeah, that wasn't great.

Wait, wait. Hold my hand.

- Yes, sweetie, if you need sugar, cream... - Gosh, look at you guys. Thank you...

You know, was this a terrible idea? Not the thing, not the plan, but this way.

She paid me $200,000

- Jesus Christ. - That was unbelievable.

We're all men, right? I mean, I showed up a man, I'm pretty sure.

And that's kind of the whole thing right there, you know.

It's just, she makes a lot of noise and between that and the positions

because I think our friend Kurt here has actually raised some very good questions.

They are a delight. Cheers.

Right, built-in child care.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry!

- Are you kidding me? - Look.

- That's my dad. - Hi, Phil. How are you?

You got visitors, the in-laws, everyone's around,

Hi, I'll have a glass of the '93 Chéteauneuf-du-Pape.

and every time I commented on how hot another woman is,

You wanna come up?

and we're not attracted to each other,

No, no, no, you know what? You know what? I'm not finished.

To all normal people who struggle and make sacrifices

And, yeah, Joe is fine now. He's one!

- Great, you're the best. - Okay.

You look a little...

What? With Kurt?

Let's get you to bed.

- I'm sorry about my husband. I'm Leslie. - Hi. It's okay. Hi. How are you?

We've had two dinner dates, and late drinks, she calls to cancel at the last minute,

- With that waitress? - Yeah.

Okay, maybe partly he feels sorry for her. Is that so bad?

Plus he only likes hot girls with big tits. He doesn't find me even remotely attractive.

Your chin's not weak.

literally while I'm in the cab, by the way,

you wanted to keep the kid 'cause you're old.

I know that she's honest,

I know the big birthday is next week, and I just...

You're such a jerk, I hate you...

The truth is they just didn't want to end up like us.

- You know what I think? - What?

You know what, guys? I think that they are really struggling.

- It was bad. - I know, honey, you look good...

- You don't think she's really upset, do you? - No.

- You understand that? - I know. I'm sorry.

A widow with no grandchildren until now remembers.

They can. You can't mitigate risk to zero.

I don't think that two friends having a kid together

Okay, let's rip it. Okay.

- Death by drowning or fire? - Not now!

Hey, babe, what's up? You okay?

But do you really think he's going to be okay later

- How? - Up the morphine drip. You?

- What's that? - A video.

I might need a moment to myself here to think about your face and your body.

and I wasn't into it, but you were and it's your body, so

Follow, it's showing you. It's showing you.

- Let me... I'll go grab him. - Okay.

Then we were in line, a phone call...

People, it's Manhattan, we're here to live the dream,

Just talk it through for a sec, pro and con it.

What? Doll, that's great.

Okay. Okay, that's enough.

That was before your time. We went on a really fun trip.

You want to be already divorced, with a kid, so you can meet the man of your dreams?

- So... - Wait a second.

What better woman could I have picked to be the mother of my child?

So, Jase, how's work?