Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Cheers! - Cheers!

I lost my footing, and then, I bumped into my friend Julie, here...

She literally does this position where her legs go behind her...

I think we're three weeks out.

You're my best friend.

Two seconds, we'll be right back. Two seconds.

You think that we don't love each other?

Okay, all right, you know what? We'll both put you to bed,

So, I'm curious, whose idea was this anyhow?

I need to drink on dates.

- My God, he's fine. He'll be fine. - I'll put him in there. He'll fall asleep.

- Once a month, is what we're talking. - What?

- Yeah. - You're gonna rip it open?

Right? Because with early detection and vigilance...

- You're such an asshole. - I know.

Yeah. Yeah. Maybe.

Yeah, just spitball.

Sorry, I have to take this.

- God, you didn't even tell me! - It's not a big deal.

Well, your mom will cry, and my dad will write a check.

It's everything else that really sucks.

'Cause right now I just really want to have sex with you.

To us, specifically and in general.

Yeah, we know. Do you have to make it a 45-minute production

Oh, no. I had this epic nine year thing from college with this guy Andy,

- What if I wasn't? - What?

- Yeah, yeah. Hey, babe. - Hi.

They look beautiful.

- You promise to go right to bed. - I want Daddy to put me to bed!

- I love you, baby. - I love you, too.

I just want to make one note.

- Hi. - Hey, how are you?

I mean, I can put myself together, but... I just have good hair, you know.

We had this great plan that we would raise a kid together,

Actually, divorced people have it kind of great.

I'm not usually this inarticulate or cheesy.

All right, just a few more pushes.

Little more porn.

- And that's you. - Wait. Wait.

Looking really, really dorky.

and you're happy, and it makes sense,

What's the catch?

I apologize for the 50 times he rang the doorbell.

- Hey, man. - Hey! Oh...

From your vagina.

You know, it's just always been a thing for me, like...

- Not just that. - You think he feels sorry for her.

So how 'bout the whole Ben and Missy of it all?

- Anyway. Okay. - All right, good luck.

- He's a criminal. - Yeah.

Yeah, give everybody the food...

- I give it like three weeks. - Poor Katherine.

I don't know. I'm... You know. It's like... Fucking Jesus.

Honey, just the floor, baby, that's it. You got it.

Oh, my God, what about our parents?

Please, please, please don't. Okay, thank you very much.

- Hey, everybody! - Do you wanna top up?

She is a skinny, flexible dancer, with a big rack.

The good thing is, he won't notice the difference for another two years.

Oh, you know what, but this is actually the fake stuff, carob.

- They seem totally on board. Yes. - They're on board.

Hey, he's ready. I'll go get him.

Anyway, I think we need to be a little more supportive. You know?

a year ago not everyone thought that this little arrangement was gonna work out.

You never go short, right? You can't wear heels...

when we're having guests over? Jesus!

Hi, buddy. Hi, buddy.

- I'm sorry, is it something I said, or... - Don't ask.

You're stalling.

leave the kiddies at home.

I'm just saying, who do we know?

That's so nice of you.

- They've been busy. - That is amazing...

- Kurt seems like a nice guy, though. - Yeah. As long as Jule's happy.

Okay, you're going to open it really fast? Are you gonna rip it open?

because it's cavernous now, and not...

I mean, I get the ticking clock thing for Julie,

You can get out this way. Please.

What? "it" for her?

I probably don't need to tell you, you probably already did exhaustive research

- Yeah, maybe. Do you mind? - Yeah, sure.

is considered a cry for help in many circles.

- Here you go. - Okay, bud.

It's amazing how fleeting it is, you know?

- Wow. - That's wonderful.

- It was his. - Hers.

I think late lunch can turn into early cocktails.

You guys, I mean it. No, no, no. We're doing so well.

And tell me that you will be 100% committed to this, half the time.

Remember at my dad's funeral? When they had sex in that...

Kurt gets it, he's got kids.

- Oh, now I'm insulting? - Yes!