Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that their parents want to be with other people,

- You do not sound excited. - I'm excited!

- Oh, I want them so much, don't you? - Are you kidding? Of course, I do.

You think that I haven't thought this through?

You know, why don't we just dial it down a notch? I mean, it's a ski trip!

- Oh, my God... - To do... I think that means this, is that...

I just wanted to say how glad I am that we're all here.

I don't know. Pulling on his wiener and hitting stuff all the time?

- But he got your upper lip, thank God. - And hopefully my sense of humor.

That's just the way it is.

- Hey, hey, hey, guys... - I'm being serious!

I mean, he's a friend guy, but I'm totally unattached.

Wow, you must be Kurt.

You want me to get it? I'll get it, I'm doing everything else.

Or any fancy place.

- What could go wrong? - Yeah.

No, can't be that long.

It's like she's one of my limbs or something.

I was airing it out!

- For real. - It's fine.

- Oh, sweetie, no. Please. - I got it, it's fine.

I don't swim in the ocean.

- Oh, no... - No, we're not going to get together.

"Feel the ground, ants running round.

Ski trip! Leave in 20.

- What? - What?

- Not everybody is the same. - Right.

Hon, did we get Jase a gift?

- Wow... - How's it going?

This has got nothing to do with you.

- Is that what it's come to? - Come on.

And if you're not convinced afterwards that I am into you

- Twenty minutes ago. - What?

Look, I feel like a fucking teenager when I'm at your baby mama's apartment.

- Did you do the mobile? - Mobile...

and fly like an airplane and he's been crying like this for an hour!

Right. I'm just confused. It's not like I really want him or something, right?

and then you're going to go to sleep real quick, okay?

We ran into a couple of his friends from work downstairs...

- Bye. - How about a kiss. Just kidding.

-that I'm dealing with right now. - What do you mean?

I don't think they had any idea how hard any of this was gonna be.

Well, yeah, we gotta get down to business here, sweetie.

You know what? We have Sunday, right?

I don't know, when they had kids?

Unless you marry a divorced guy with kids.

That was good help, buddy, thank you very much.

Alex, can you come out here for a second, please?

I have a boy. He's gonna be two in a few months.

Easy. We dated casually once or twice, got pregnant,

if you wanted him in your room or ours tonight.

She's moving in with me.

I was taking care of the most beautiful little girl in SoHo.

I've never felt lonelier, you know.

It's not natural. Doll, you gotta sweep out the cobwebs.

- Night, doll. - Night.

My baby... Joe's dad, that's just Joe's dad.

Well, it wouldn't be awesome but better them than me.

Oh, thank you for asking about my night, by the way.

Okay, well, I actually have to be at the theater at like 7:00.

So the exercises paid off.

But all those things that you said at the cabin, you said...

- Weren't they at that thing at the... - Nope.

- You happy? - Yes.

Oh, my God, I've been getting really excited about this trip.

Check your inbox.

and just skip over the whole marriage and divorce nightmare.

Hey, Lewis, don't forget rehearsal tomorrow, right? 7:00. She's right this way.

Jule, don't wait too long, 'cause I have some serious prospects for you.

You and Joe. Just you and Joe.

Seems to have it all.

- Here. - Thank you.

Oh, come here, you.

- Yeah, something like that. - I'm sorry, doll, that sucks.

They're not as promising.

- He's good at that. - No.

- Right? - Yeah, pretty much.

Thanks, Steph. Thank you.

Good night, buddy.

Julie, when are you gonna get back out there?

- I don't want to go. - You're going. You should just go.

Uncle Jason is going to take you guys...

- When did that happen? - I don't know.

- Don't say that. - It's true.

Oh, God. Well, that's just mean

Hi, Troy, how are you?

I know everything there is to know about her.

We're so sorry.

But you know what? You were right.

- You need help, sweetie? - No, no, I'm all right.

No, it's crazy.

Hey, Cole. What's up, buddy?

Wait, so who was this guy again?

But good luck to you guys. I can't wait to see how it all turns out.

Oh, my God. Miss, you want some... Sorry!

They get all the toxic unsexy stuff out of the way with the first person,

Oh, my goodness! How you doing?

And that is... Okay.

My turn, clearly...

- Go masturbate. - Okay...

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! It's okay. Doctor Wong, great!

- I did. - YOU did?

- Callie told you? - Yeah.

- Right. - God, yeah.

We don't know those people. Those people are mean, and angry, and...

As soon as things got hard,

Jase, we forgot. We're gonna get it this weekend, sorry!

You don't want that. You don't want your brother.

We're not Mormons or old-timey people. We don't exactly have a way of life, babe.

Tell him he's a douchebag?

on the off chance?