Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, how was your date, by the way?
- On all the various... I mean... - Right.
- One of which is promising. - Okay.
Oh, you're such a faker.
Is that corn?
- You think he feels sorry for her? - What? No.
Hey, when do you think it'll be okay to get naked with someone?
Really? I think you have a great nose.
It seems appropriate, right?
- I feel totally inadequate. - No,donT
I know her position on just about everything, and I am on board!
- I love touching your face. - I love it when you do.
Are you okay, sweetie?
- Guys, can you believe this? - What?
with something as important as bringing a child into the world,
I know that we both think that organized religion is completely full of shit.
You gonna carry the boots, Cole?
I'm so in love with you I don't know what to do.
I guess I need six pink and eight blue ones.
Yeah, they're probably in hell.
Let's go, if you're skiing. Cars are loaded up, grab your stuff, let's go.
You guys are super progressive and cool and all of that shit,
Of course.
so we just decided to do it.
- You have never... - He is too short for me, right?
She's amazing, you're gonna love her.
It makes me happy, nice to meet you, young lady.
- So cheers. - Thanks, man.
Well, what would we tell our future people?
Thanks for sending me her Facebook page, by the way,
- She did, they were enormous. - Such an asshole.
Oh, my goodness, wow. Hi.
Where is everybody? I thought I'd be the last.
I'll just get a Stella.
No, it's crazy. It's like one day, they're the hottest thing on two legs,
- Hey, doll, you did great. - Thanks.
So, I'm sorry, you said you had... Thank you. You had news. What's your news?
There are test-tube babies and surrogate babies
They have sex way more than anyone we know.
I get it.
But you see,
So, this is Joe.
-...Greatest fuck in your life... - Hey!
Yes, I've had a few one-night versions of that
because she got the germs from the doctor's hands and died.
Honey, did you find the sled yet?
You know, I just want somebody.
Even when they had him?
Haven't seen them since the hospital.
You have no idea.
What is it, huh? You wanna look?
No, we haven't seen them. Like not once. Just e-mail.
Meningitis. Meningitis.
In the bathroom?
Yes?
Thank you.
- Come on... - I think it's hate your mom.
I'd never had a love of my life, okay? I mean, I didn't know I did.
- Yeah, I guess. - Here, let's pull your arm right through here.
Really? Who remembers?
Oh, the body is just the gravy.
Yeah? Okay.
I don't work in advertising.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I'm not drunk.
Yeah, sure, it turns out I'm much better with shit than she is.
Please.
Oh, we lost one!
All right, I'm gonna go.
I know what I said that night, and all I can say is I...
- I can see. - You saw it, right?
You would rather watch the love of your life die slowly and painfully?
Oh, no. They're here.
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Just wish my husband was here to see this.
It just comes out sometimes.
You're all glowy.
And, honestly, I've just never had the urge
So, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shower, change,
Nice job, son.
and all of the sort of conflicting theories on that.
we're gonna be fine.
Please.
We'll be right there, you guys! This is so exciting!
What?
- Jason! - No, I do. I absolutely do
I will be 100% committed to this, half the time, maybe even more.
You know, I've loved this girl for 19 years, Ben.
- Oh, thank you. - Yeah, it's your ears I would worry about.
Is it burning?
- Honey, don't you think you've had enough? - No, I think I'm fine. Thank you.
Who do we know, good guys,
- You're not gay. - No.
Okay, all right, in that case, I would go with cancer.
- Hey, buddy, good to see you again. Yeah. - I know. I know.
Yes it is, ljustjut it out a lot because I'm self-conscious.
Pretty great, huh? What do you think, bud?
She acts like I raped her to have a kid.
I'm gonna head out.
- Sorry, it's kind of a mess. - Oh, no, it's great.
PS 687 is the best public pre-school.
Look at this.
- It's just weird. - I know.
Mom, I'm gonna go.
Do you really think you of all people should be doling out parenting advice?
I mean, it'd be different if we were married and I owed you something,
Are you kidding me? This one goes into the bathroom
I just wanted to apologize in person, by the way.
You know, I think I'm gonna stick around, go tomorrow with Jule.
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Alex.
how do you go from fourth grade, hitting people in the neck with small pieces of...
because we couldn't wait to get home.
Well, I'm with Maryjane.
Okay, all right, great. We'll take him tonight then.
- You know? - Well, maybe we just got a good one.
No, that was me. That was...
- He is a great kid. - Yeah.
- Night, you guys. - Night.
- I mean, it's hard, yeah. It's got to be hard. - Sure.
- I don't hate them... - I love those.
Great dog.
- That's unfair. - Why?
- Maybe a little bit. - Yeah.
- So what was wrong with him? - Nothing. He couldn't have been nicer.
Maybe.
Really?
That it was just some, like, arrangement, so they could have sex with hotter people!
Kurt's really tall, so...
and try and reclaim a small shred of my masculinity before going to work.
Come on! You coming? Let's go!
- No. - Yes, she did.
- Love you guys. - Cheers. Cheers.
so split custody and remained friends.
She gave me a fucking blowjob on the Taconic!
I got there, he was 61.
I mean, after everything that we've been through?