Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hi, Alex. How are you? - How are you?

but you also have a solid out 'cause it's just lunch.

I know that if she is ever paralyzed from the neck down,

Okay. Oh, great.

We're literally going to see you in two hours.

- Thanks for coming out, man. - Yeah, sure.

or if I had to say you were back at your old weight when you weren't.

- I was named after shoes. - It's a terrible name.

Oh, God. Get ready.

- Why do you have to call it "fucking," man? - Oh, do we have to do this?

- Seriously, though... - God!

And these are on her nights, but I'm like, "Really?"

How did you do that?

- C) Kay? - C)Kay_

No, we rented a car.

Seriously, a little sensitivity for the have-nots, please.

Basically, I help this really rich guy decide who to give his money to.

And I'm just supposed to believe you all of a sudden?

- Is he asleep? - Yeah.

Jase has sex a lot...

Basically, I just help people strategize, focus, prioritize, you know?

All right, listen, it's bedtime.

Get the fuck out.

What that I can get in the next three hours?

Unless you're in a plane that goes down in the ocean

Stop it. Stop that.

- Happy birthday. - Thanks.

Being into someone new.

I know. The having the kid part's exciting and great.

But I wouldn't make mine slow and painful, I'd get out early.

- Hi. How are you? - I'm Marcy.

A great girl with big tits, long legs, who isn't crazy, or neurotic, or religious.

You know I'd pay for school. I've always said that.

I'm sorry, do you mind if we, you know,

I'm just trying to set it straight, put it out there,

So you can roll into evening if it's going well,

I just didn't know what you were thinking,

- Yes. - You're right.

Thank you. Okay.

So may I approach the bench?

- What have I got in here? - What did you bring?

Yeah, but then you miss out on birth and you're second best to the kids.

It'll be too confusing for them if they see their dad

Besides, it looks like these guys could use a little bit of a hand here.

I do, but not at that level.

You're the love of my life, Jule. You're my person, and...

Wow. Someone got lucky.

- I'm just not feeling my sparkliest. - Listen to me! Pull it together.

That guy over there, is the Holy fucking Grail.

We love each other, we trust each other, we're responsible, gainfully employed,

They told us before. We knew and we didn't want to say anything.

Dude, you have no idea. I have never, ever had sex like this before.

- Hey, did you hear? They're closing Ollie's. - No, I hadn't.

I'll be right back.

- Hey. - Oh, thank God you're here.

Doll, you didn't tell me that. Come on.

- We were looking at the tree... - And then slammed into me.

- Three trains or a $70 cab ride? That's even? - Please don't do this.

A. Definitely A.

- Did you have fun? - Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine.

She'll be fine. She's got a great

Wall Street guy, looking to clear his conscience kind of thing?

He's not bright enough to be a hater right now, his brain is like this big.

I wonder why...

Wow. Thanks for saying that.

Shit, what do we tell our friends?

No, this is my point, the setup is flawed. I mean, think about it.

Look, I don't know where all this is coming from.

I'm trying, I went to the last setup from this one, brutal...

when he finds out that his parents never loved each other?

It's right through here.

When you're not busy crashing elementary school functions.

Say bye to Mommy.

- That's amazing! - I know, isn't it?

- It was yours. - It was mine?

You know what, can you guys watch him for a second?

is that suddenly you love this creature, I mean, this stranger, right?

people bake things and knit little hats...

And it's not because I'm lonely, or desperate, or whatever else you think.

Guys, guys, just before we all start eating.

What's wrong with your nose?

Okay, well, get ready because here's the amazing thing.

And that's my cue.

I'm going to break up with her soon anyway.

Why don't you feed him?