Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thanks. Thanks a lot. - No, no, no. I'm sorry.
- Just help us raise our kids. - Please.
- That's what we... - Yeah, no, that's great.
Sorry. What, you guys aren't really back in the saddle?
That is true.
Okay.
- Neither. - No, it's a game. You have to choose.
so I think it might end up being the same tightness overall.
so if we can just raise our glasses.
- Then, no thank you. - No, it's fine. Come up. She...
- Hey, hey, hey, where you going? - Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry. I'm going home.
- No, this is temporary. So calm down. - Is this for me?
And you know I can't afford half of 20K a year for private.
Jase, you're fucked. What are you going to do?
- No, that's okay, buddy. - I want Daddy to put me to bed!
- Did you meet MJ? - Yeah, we just met.
Hey, thank you. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it.
- You like your freedom. - I like it.
- Really, really. - Okay, look me in the eye...
So, what do you do?
- I can't wait for you to meet her. - Yeah, me, too.
Shit!
- You decent? - Yeah.
- Hey. - Oh, there's Jason.
L say
Jule...
- So great we're all here. - Yeah, I know.
I mean, honey, you can't share all that shit with someone
Right.
- Your table is ready. - Thank you.
Mean.
You look beautiful, by the way.
Open it! Open it!
Are you looking at what I'm looking at?
- You don't, right? Yeah. - I don't.
We are never going to bring our kids to a place like this.
- Hi. - How's it going?
- Just take him, please. - Of course, of course. I got him.
- This is clean. Simple. You know? - Yes, yes.
I had a really dirty dream about her.
What do you say?
Ben and Missy are here.
We just fell out of love.
Never thought that day would come.
It's true. But we decided guys spend more time crapping and puking, right?
I mean, that's like really taboo.
I don't know when you started the cocktails...
One foot. Other foot.
Serious, you guys, everything's gonna be the same.
- Oh, you are so mean! - I'm joking!
Oh, my God, that's the worst idea I've ever heard.
"Feel the ground, you scratched little feet."
Maybe sign a legal document or something?
- Okay. - Let's go.
At my age, even if I meet my guy,
Sorry.
- Did you enjoy the show? - Oh, my God, it was amazing!
No.
Okay, gorgeous boy, let's go get you dressed.
-...Dated anyone near your height. - Is that right?
- You wanna tear it open? - Sure.
then they get QT with the kid because it's special.
I'm a bit off my game. A bit off my game.
I don't think this is so hard.
That's his hungry cry. Just go feed him.
Wow, that is bold!
Jason made the most amazing quiches.
Yeah, just a second...
Good. Did you meet everybody?
Oh, no, not quite. MJ's still in bed. We had a pretty late night.
Okay, bud, let's get you in your PJs, and then we'll open the present, okay?
You are a pumpkin.
but I know she wanted to have kids eventually, but...
and totally not attracted to each other physically.
You can take these up to your place, right?
- Bye. - Say good night to Daddy.
I just want someone.
I mean, Cole came home the other day
Oh, yes, I think so. I think it was pretty tight.
'BYE-bye. - Bye.
- Oh, really? - A little something.
- Pretty cool. - That is cool.
Is he a Nazi? Nazi basketball player?
Yeah, we like it.
No, she's not religious.
then start looking for your guy.
She is. I can't wait for you to meet her.
Look at this! I can't believe how big he's gotten.
I scrubbed everything with bleach, even the baseboards,
No, whatever. It's the baby card. They all play it.
Right? We made a deal, buddy, right? Let's get you to bed.
You tell me!
- Really? - Really, really.
No, just take it. You know. Throw it away if you want.
They're not getting together.
Makes me feel like a linebacker, you know? Like, I have to slouch.
Yes. It's annoying.
- Thank you for saving us. - Heavily. That's the best.
38, 32, not so much.
I'm gonna get back to you after I make some tough decisions, thanks.