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and I had a sitter and everything.

- I don't know them. - All right.

So we find her somebody younger, like your age.

You know I'm gonna need to get down there at some point,

- What? - You get two houses to sleep in

- Good, nice to meet you. - Holy God.

and it's kind of game over, right?

I don't want to miss anything.

Something smells good.

Like this happening for me, so...

Can I throw a grenade on him?

I don't have anyone for her.

That's two cards. Just so you know.

I mean, seriously,

- Have fun. - Thanks a lot.

Yeah. I'm doing them constantly. I'm doing them right now.

- Look, we really wanna have a kid. - Yeah.

- You know, ish. -lsh.

Babe, you want a latte?

Hey, good morning.

- Okay, okay. -ls everything okay?

- You want this? - Thank you.

I wasn't ready.

- I know what I've said. - After everything you said...

That's right. I gotta hand it to you guys,

- I'm gonna have a kid no matter what. - Well, me, too. At least one.

Half the time. We split custody.

And that guy, twice.

What if I meet my guy while I'm pregnant?

- Can we get another? - Thank you.

But now my appetite's back, thank you.

You have to eat.

- Why are you so upset? - Why?

Thank you. He's so big, it could be that that just canceled out any looseness.

- Okay, you know what, I'll see you later. - Yeah, yeah.

because I just wanted to be with family.

We were just drinking heavily by ourselves.

- College. Yep. - Right.

- That was really sweet. - You're really sweet, baby.

- It's coming! - I feel like it's coming out of my ass!

- Okay. - Daddy, stay!

- What? They're enormous, right? - They're big.

Okay, we both wanted a kid but not each other,

- You know what I mean. - It's a brave new world, honey.

But see, I'm not just gonna be with someone who's not into me.

He just got divorced, that was in March, so I've sort of just been giving it time to settle,

Did we decide on a method?

- So? - So, 28, 22, that's hot.

- Right. Of course not. - Because that's... That's gross.

We gotta get your shoes off. Let's put you in the bed. Real quick.

- Sure. - Daddy, stay!

Except for the nose. He got mine, poor thing.

- No, our tragic marriage. - The one we would have.

- I mean, we definitely... - We got into it.

World of pain coming.

Because, hon, when we met, you were in your twenties.

Of course, it's all going to be down the middle.

Help yourself. We have Bloody Mary mix,

Don't say that in front of him.

For the record, I'm against it, but it is depressing.

Why don't you check him? You wanna check him?

Streak night in college.

The person you chose on the planet over absolutely everyone else to be with.

I just can't be close to you any more.

- Marcy, it's so nice to meet you. - It's nice to meet you.

Hundred bucks a plate, and they're bringing toddlers?

I mean, you don't really have a lot of time to waste, doll.

- You were stunning. Absolutely stunning. - Thank you. Thank you.

face and not invite that kind of comment.

- Okay, so you're not married. - No.

- You can't look up and... - Yeah. Yeah. I know.

- Alex. MJ. - Hi, I'm Alex.

- I was reading an article... - Maybe you could shut the door.

- Wow. Okay, Judge Judy. - Judge“.

How are you? Good to see you.

That was a mean Kegel.

Oh, my goodness.

I'm just not attracted to you...

- Can you do it? - Yeah, can you deal with the coffee?

and the worry that your guy'll never like fucking you again

Don't you miss me at all?

- Can you imagine? - There, see. See how fat I look.

It's okay, but thanks.

I know, but you and I both know that's gonna burn out soon.

Why am I dying? Why is this fun?

Yeah, I figured out the thing I kept fucking up, it was the lever...

Well, look, I know for my part, I'm not gonna introduce Jule to my kids

Hey, Cole, you know what? We brought you something.

- I know. - Oh, my God.

Okay, well maybe I can meet you... Hello?

But... There was talk that it might end in tears,

- That's okay. - Stay and open present, Daddy!

What am I supposed to do with that?

- You did mobile. - I did mobile, and the train thing,

Wow, does that move really work on people...

to witness this grand experiment in progress.

- That's terrible. - Yeah. I needed an out.

It's fucking toxic in here.

I was right by Seinfeld.

Far and above the person you chose to spend the rest of your life with.

Yeah, Alex told me about MJ. Sorry about that.

You always said if I was on a date and it was going well, to just go for it.

I think we both look terrific.

- Welcome back. - Thank you.

Mommy looks beautiful.

Right. Right. Okay.

- Hey! - Happy Birthday.

What's the catch?

Wait a minute, I just got him. Don't take him away.

Buried in tits.

That's nice. I don't need any gifts.

- I'll be right back. I want to hear your news. - Okay.

in a real glass.