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I know.
Who would you rather have leading us?
It doesn't work that way.
Come on. You used to always laugh at my jokes.
Hey, it's me.
Which, apparently, I don't have.
- And maybe if you did... - What?
Hemostat.
See? All good.
to the International Civil Aviation Organization.
Hey, Scott?
Hey, I'm slaving over here.
in case you haven't noticed.
Well, this can't be good if it won't even wait
This is a crucial moment for our nation,
Was the Chairman of the International House of Pancakes unavailable?
Can you do that?
These are the launch codes, verification codes,
Both.
Penny!
That's my point, Emily. This is no contest.
Hey.
I call it my civic responsibility.
Jihadist terror groups have been using them for years
What the hell am I doing here, Alex?
...that I will faithfully execute the office
of President of the United States..."
and none, not a single one of our talking points are included.
Sorry. I thought I was alone.
But you also know better than anyone else
Because if not, she is gonna walk all over you.
Ah, God.
- I'm making breakfast. - No. No, no, no.
I need to know you're okay.
Dad's not scared of anything.
Okay, little pea. How do you like your eggs?
And our kids?
You're talking about removing a sitting president.
Give me a kiss.
- No. - Are you kidding?
- How else do you want me to take it? - Fight.
You still on my side?
Sat imagery shows 10 Iranian Navy destroyers
You know, I mean, just like everyone, I guess.
Do you even know who's in charge right now?
and a full, swift show of force is the only way to remind them
Come on. It's a big night for me.
When is the Iranian ambassador due to arrive?
You're with Wells.
In the morning, our economy is going to go over a cliff,
So, you've made up your mind?
I was just in there this morning.
...values that we hold dear, that represent who we are...
for the last 35 years,
I will... when he says something I disagree with.
All of it, everything you and I have
...to ensure you that the same American dream
And I serve at the pleasure of the President.
No one comes in or out without tin.
to function as a normal human being.
unless you pull your destroyers back to Bandar Abbas
Make sure that Haz-Mat knows...
Em.
Thank you.
Easy.
Everyone is at a complete loss for words.