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♪ Loud, proud ♪
I can't wait for the kingdom to see this.
[sighs]
I can't find my mommy.
- ♪ Is it ever gonna be enough? ♪ - Oh!
There is no greater calling than protecting this kingdom from evil.
Fifteen years?
[knights shouting]
[sighs]
- Ain't that right, Pam? - It sure is, Nate.
The One-Arm Club's about to get some new members.
- There is something I need to tell you. - [man] Hey, turn that up.
We're never gonna make it on that train without them seeing us.
All right, let's go. Let's get this gutter punk.
And hold the olives.
Or we’ll thrown to the bin of storajj. Okay spitchy.
Oh.
He's perfect.
Prospective target. Clear on Avenue Three. Over.
But I've been through worse.
♪ On a go long-- ♪
No!
i have bee stings and painful scissor cuts.
- ♪ Play it loud ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪
Oh! A "don't-be-alarmed" alarm. Effective.
We'll take it.
Melody.
hero of the realm.
And I updated your murder wall.
[snoring]
What?
That is not for little girls.
We need to talk! We need to talk!
And everybody hates you too.
♪ Yeah ♪
Uhh!
- Thank you, Director. - Thank you, Director.
This is the man who cut off your arm. Arm-chopping is not a love language!
how it happened.
- I don't want blood. - Buckets of blood!
Maui is a place from the fish What? Maui & Moana fall into ocean?
I mean, easier if you look human.
- [Ballister] What are you - [girl] A monster.
[singing "Banana Splits" theme]
[crowd cheers]
Ecch!
[zombie sounds]
[Alamzapam] And Ballister made the most of that chance,
- No, it's fine. It's totally-- - Look at you. You're not fine.
This is quality sidekicking stuff.
Lose yourself In the music
with an uptight knight asking me small-minded questions.
[Ballister] Some of us don't get the happily ever after
♪ Sounds from the underground Loud, proud ♪
The queen believed in you.
Pretty stabby In my lower region
Whatever, Larry.
And three, to treat Ballister like the queen-killing monster he is.
[automated announcer] Next train arriving in three minutes.
- Nachos! - Nachos!
Why do you have your cloak on?
- A commoner. - He's vile.
Alone.
[man] Surround it!
hero of the realm!
♪ Oh, oh ♪
They brainwashed you good.
I hate to say it But he makes a good point
Psst.
Have fun getting arrested.
Produced by Pam Marsden
I was going for the "hurting people" version.
I know the code. Beep bop boop beep bop.
Why are you helping me?
I know.
come take a picture with the real knight, not some charity case.
Who is she, Bal?
Can't you see this is what it wants? For us to let our guard down!
Or monsters
So she trained an elite force of knights and decreed that their descendants
Ballister's armor. It's speaking.
YouTube Poop There A Dawn Of The Shit!
That monster is a threat to our very way of life!
I promise I will not freak-- Uh...
Please, just listen to me.
Is this you?