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Happy Mother’s Day to everyone but Christina!
For years I've paid no attention.
Christmas cards? I've been studying for exams!
You will march yourself upstairs to your room
Your mother wants you right away.
- Look after Christopher. - OK.
You, all of you here, and everywhere,
It's a sword,
- A baby? - Yeah.
Did you?
I'll...
And there the float and float into a Jeffy a lake. What? I've had to me.
Could you...
No, it's not good!
It's a privilege to be with you tonight, to accept this honour, this award,
I want you to meet a few financial friends.
ME TOO! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?! Chris!
Yes, but you get to New York so often.
Are you having a happy birthday Grace Katerina darling?
We parted friends!
I want us to look great and us to live well, but there's a limit.
Tina, tell the children to come up and we'll open the presents for real.
Are you having a happy birthday, Lori darling?
No Banner Ad Issues ever!!
Your mother's been practising and practising.
Bring me the axe!
His divorce is final?
...if you don't get this part, for Christ's sake, don't hock 'em.
You're not a little shop girl any more.
cuts both ways.
Why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed!
She's drunk.
No way
All right, Jimmy. Come on, darling.
Why are you always looking at yourself in the mirror? Tell me!
They'll try to finesse me.
Don't worry. Love conquers all, right?
Happy birthday Dannie
Happy birthday Dannie
- Charming hat, Christina. - Thank you, Tommy.
If your career's in trouble, it has nothing to do with him.
That's Mayer's business. I never tell a man I respect how to run his business.
This afternoon she has to see Mr Mayer.
The kid's a couple of months old. It's not going to know.
Smart Aleck Back Talk!
- The picture is a hit! - Shh!
We are leaving. Obviously, she cannot be controlled in this environment.
AHH!!! Mommy! Mommy, don't! Mommy, stop! And your room looks like a two-dollar-a-week priced room in some cheap little backstreet town in Oklahoma!
Be quiet! You're always trying to find a way to make people look at you.
I told him I thought it was a helluva match!
Carol Ann!
Yeah, we left Billy Porter halfway through the show. Too loud to hear anything resembling lyrics.
Tommy, we'll have the New York steak for two, rare.
Happy Birthday, Carol Ann!
I'VE BEEN GOING UNDERCOVER AT THIS MIDDLE SCHOOL TO SEE WHICH 12 YEAR OLD I'D BE GIVING 3 TESLAS TO!!! AND YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THEM!!!! OH NO!!!!!
- Maybe we should elope. - No!
Where I belong.
I'd have rather cut off my hand.
Yes, Mommie.
Today is my birthday
QUITTER!
Oh, Mommie.
- Oh, Mommie, don't! - Don't you tell me what I'm doing.
Most of our expenses, including this apartment, are for your company.
Excuse me.
NO MORE SNEAKERS, EVER!
Thank you.
Life is tough enough when you are wanted. Isn't it?
I was pregnant seven times with Franchot. I lost them all.
- Yes, sir. Joan. - Who? At this hour?
When k bomb and cody Break out the third helping of nose nachos
When your all gaked up and someone pulls out another bag
What are you talking about?
You're not to leave the school.
God has brought you to our convent school
Get the goddamned company to pay the bill!
Is this an institution of learning, or a teenage brothel?
dont fuck with me
You know, she wants to...
Jesus Christ
...who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her
ME: Planning MY Move to: "Mommy Nature!!"
What's wire hangers doing in this closet?
No I Won’t Bitch! No You Won’t?
- Are you? - No.
You can call me anytime, collect
Happy Birthday Chris
That's good, darling.
- Here's what your mother picked out. - Let me take that from you.
She can't.
It was an ovarian tumour, but completely benign.
No, I'm the one who's grateful, Reverend Mother.
Why?
My daughter would love to have your signature.