HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
some guy slept with her
High school was a tough time for me, okay?
♪
Come on, lay some of that classic Scherbatsky
Oh, God, you are crazy.
I flew through the air like a human fireball
and she took it all weird.
Faster than heating it up in the refrigerator.
Well, I'm sort of busy with the party right now.
Guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
It's like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War,
I think we need to have sex right now.
Oh, gosh, what are you as busy as?
She was trying to cut in line.
What is that smell?
Well, I'll be back.
We'll wait.
It's fine. Everything's fine.
Downstairs-- there's 10,000 bees in the basement.
Um... it was that guy.
Mr. Cootes.
Oh, Mr. Cootes!
Who take money for sex. Exactly.
Kitchen, now.
- Don't eat that. - What?
Was I supposed to close the basement door?
and I have to deal with it.
Everybody's abuzz.
don't sleep with her.
who refuses to provide delicious hot mustard
But, sir, this is our housewarming party.
All beekeepers do this.
I do! I love it!
Every 30 seconds,
Excuse me, sir, could I talk to you in the kitchen?
I don't do that.