Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well in many ways the Big Boy never left sir. They’ve always provided a quality meal at affordable prices.

Well, you know...

"Cleansing complete."

That's a start.

What brings you here with us today?

and not actually witness them dying.

We’ll be there.

~No honeymoon in Paris~ -No, it's not working!

They're always after me 100%!

~Austin Powers~

One million dollars!

Austin did some reconnaissance work last night at Alotta Fagina's penthouse.

he would make outrageous claims like he invented skateboarding

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~These days~ -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

Right. Okay, people, you have to tell me these things, all right?

Surprise Mother Fucker!

That's right buddy! You show that pack test who's boss

Popopopopopo with old spice

As long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I’ll be sound as a pound!

Well, you must admit, she is rather mannish

Okay. Well. We've heard from you, Scott.

That's not mine.

Let’s make love!

Friends with benefits

Good god! He's back!

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!

Right. Let me show you, baby.

There was a hair in my sundae. I know it’s a wire.

Who does Number 2 work for? That's right Kelly. You show that turd who's boss

~A thousand thundering thrills await me~

How do you feel, Mr. Cunningham?

Because of this process I have no inner monologue

Jesus Christ, boy.

We'll take you, and we'll go out on the town...

This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta... Alotta Fagina.

There really is nothing like a shorn hip ball. It’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it

When I know it’s Cambodian

Oh, that's fantastic, Basil! Thanks.

When you were frozen...

As we know The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world

He’ll come back out. Jim will shoot a hole through the wall.

Now, I want you to find out what part Virtucon plays...

We're going to outfit you with this.

to say hello and now it's gone back down below.

The late Guru Shastry.

Okay I get it I’m not good at golden tee

Twenty beats your five.

Hey, I've never seen that big star before.

The Silence Of The Lambs

Is it cold in here?

I’m the responsible one I’m always the designated driver

-Burt Bacharach plays his hits... -Hey Burt! Hey. Yeah.

you have to get it into your head that times have changed.

It's really bizarre.

This is my project, Oprah

Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein.

begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

No, not at all, Basil.

I'm Basil Exposition with British lntelligence.

She's extremely dedicated.

Dr. Evil, I want you to meet your son.

All right, guard...

with this cartoon leprechaun...

I didnt baby You just told me

The Adventures of Super Diaper Baby ended with the Big Bad, Deputy Doo-Doo,

U.S. v. Goerig:

I love you, too, son.

Welcome to Las Vegas, sir.

You're Watching For The People On ABC You're Watching Bull On CBS

Who hates simone biles? Honestly.

I hope I didn’t say that out loud just now

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she would make outrageous claims like she invented the word 'lowkirkenually'

One Million agents

This organization will not tolerate failure

what if Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery was made by paramount pictures instead of new line cinema

Call the President.

It seems we have no choice but to pay your ransom.

Enjoy that wine.

And then there's this.

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

Circular saw with frocking laser beams

I wanna touch your penis

Not The QB Productions.!

They are after me lucky charms!

and a factory in Chicago...

Here, have a piece of gum.

Can AI Blackmail You? Let's just say, I'd behave if I were U

I only want one thing And that is to have cars with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads

We're gonna get through this!

Back in the sixties, I developed a weather-changing machine...

I get it. I have a bad hockey team

After hot yoga…

~and when my heart has heard, well, it takes my breath away~

Hello, Mr, Powell

Yeah, and I can’t believe Pee-Wee was gay…

Gentlemen, my name is Dr. Evil.

Who wears slippers in the tub? Honestly!

Mr. Powers, you'll notice that all the sharks...

~What the world needs now~

You're gonna be very lonely.

~To the BBC? Yeah, yeah, yeah!~

This sort of thing aint my bag, baby.

~You showed me how to do~

...you're using a Virtucon product.

You can't resist us, Mr. Powers.

-Come on. Can I get a smile?

My reaction that The Angry Birds Movie 3 has been cancelled

Scott Throw me a Frickin Bone Here....

I'm with it. I'm hip.

You know, top and tails, a whore's bath.

(hans peeing) ugh! Shane peeing longest on water bottle.

Right now we've got GenAI AND GenResponbility It's a very groovy time

My reaction that My Little Pony G5 is over

~Incense and peppermints, meaningless nouns~

(This sort of thing is my bag, baby)...

Scott, my boy, how are you?

Honestly, it's not mine

You seem surprised to see me, Miss Fagina.

~And when I think about you~

Just to get things moving, ya know

Who bombs a zoo? Honestly.

~How I fell in love with you~ -Oh, you know what?

One million houses

my reaction to the cartoon network website shutting down

And that is to have F15's with frickin' laser beams attached to their Heads!

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I am sound as a pound

~BBC Five. BBC Six. BBC Seven.~

Who does Gunnar Angeles work for?

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

You know, a lot's changed since 1967.

Grim Facade Sinister Obsession

How to deal with Putin: "I'll come back down here, boom! I'll blow his brains out."

Welcome to Virtucon, company of the future.

A million chains isn't exactly a lot of chains these days

That's not the way to get a leg up in life

My Name Is Earl

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NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

It'll be fun. Bang! Dead. Done.

I will never have sex with you, ever!

ONE MILLION SNEAKERS

Women want him, and men want to be him.

She would make outrageous claims, like she knows regex better than Jerry.

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WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smashing, baby.

who steals a shoe honestly

Okay. I get it. I have bad teeth.

There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster.

~And expect it to fly free~ -Ya, ya, ya, ya.

So, Austin, good luck.

Smell like cabbage.

No, not dead. Burned. Badly.

Welcome to the nineties.

What do we have?

What happens in Canada Is quite inconsequential

Why don't you just shoot him now? I mean, I'll go get a gun. We'll shoot him together.

I was just trying to get a rise out of you, baby That's all