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And...
'Cause your mom is incredible!
Yeah, I'm married, you idiot.
Isn't this what you want? Adventure?
The heat of the engine, the heat between you and me,
But if you're looking for a father figure,
♪ Quicky Kiss-it
Are you still there, Bob?
What's wrong with you?
Come on, Dad, suck it up. We got to get to Quicky-Kiss-it
What is with these waves?
Dad's DVDs. Dibs!
I mean, because of that.
She should... Oh, God.
The macho seaplane pilot who beds bored housewives.
Something about Quippiquisset just makes people horny as hell.
faking emergency landings, Teddy.
Seriously, where's the plane?
I'm Linda. This was supposed to be
♪ Ooh, Quicky Kiss-it
That's my daughter. Well, I can take you as far as here.
We got to find a way to get to Quippiquisset.
The constant questions aren't helping!
Hey! Where's the horn on this thing?
take your mind off of things?
We'll have to wait it out.
Lin, stop. I'm not going on a seaplane. Look out. Look out for the bird.
Okay. Oh, God.
Huh. We're gonna be okay.
It's looking pretty grim, Dad! Just sayin'.
We're gonna die! I've never died before
Shoshana, Shoshana, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Your father and I are gonna have a "Proshecco" picnic.
Come on, give me your hand. Come on! No, I don't... No.
Did you save us yet, Dad?
Where people go to make-out.
Not yet, Tina. How about now, Dad?
Bobby, we almost never get to go out.
I want to be the baby!
That's why I want to get a kayak.
I love it.
♪ Quicky Kiss-it
I see it. The people look like ants.