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This reminds me of a problem I want to talk to you guys about.
What was that? What happened to the window?
-The janitor said-- -No. Just, no.
for marriage.
[exhales]
Prime locker location. Ben Gross is still a dick.
It's the first day of school, and I thought we should have a check in.
But it didn't matter, because she had her squad.
♪ Then it's working, working, working ♪
moved to the United States in September 2001.
[sarcastically] Me? I'm cool. Cool as ice.
I could never be a model. I'm too curvaceous.
[McEnroe] He died.
And I am legendary tennis player, John McEnroe.
[Devi chuckles]
You could have AIDS.
[nervously] Hi.
So go get 'em, Devi!
There was no medical reason why, but they were definitely not working.
Are you out of your goddamn mind? Forget it.
This year, we're rebranding.
I thought no one would bang me. How could I have AIDS?
Girl, bye.
[both] Like an internship?
This is John McEnroe.
It doesn't matter how it makes me feel.
[Devi] Oh, my God. It never touched the ground!
And why would she tell Fabiola?
Have you seen the nurse's new haircut? I love it.
Good morning, you young, brilliant minds.
Hey, I am not going to tell you I think you're sexy.
♪ Not likely ♪
Eleanor has a secret boyfriend
[school bell rings]
Devi, look, can I be honest with you?
Devi, we don't have an appointment.
Plenty of amazing people have died as virgins.
Busted. You're a perv.
This way, you don't actually have to say it.
Talk to me. How does their lie make you feel?
I'm not gonna do them. I'd just like the opportunity to say:
Her story starts when her parents, Nalini and Mohan,
[book thuds onto floor]
why is sports icon John McEnroe narrating this tale?
Or is it to watch a bunch of teenage boobs bounce around?
And as it turned out,
♪ Then I know you want me more ♪
[loud crash]