Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So what is it you can do this year to succeed at something

I don't have the time to go to Rancho Cucamonga today.

A week later...

For Devi, it's a logical response

What's going on?

-[male voice] Devi, come here. -[clapping in background]

I bet she doesn't let her textbooks fall on the floor.

and a boy at school said that I was an un--

He's not molesting me. He's caressing me.

-[gasps] -[Ben] Wow.

and then bringing shame on an innocent bird?

No. Like a punishment.

you were a hillbilly tweaker. I guess you're skinny enough.

Maybe this year was looking up after all.

...Devi was all-American.

Go to the principal's office.

-[thuds to floor] -Aside from her friends,

to a straight boyfriend.

You guys saw her hit me, right? You know, my dad's a lawyer.

Not right now, you don't. I need your help.

You're dismissed.

I mean, last year was a freshmen shit-fest.

Well, of course, Mister Shapiro.

Ben Gross's father, Howard, whom he idolized,

She's just so... Indian.

I know, but I need your help.

♪ Left you thinking in the dark ♪

One: I'd like to be invited to a party with alcohol and hard drugs.

And systemic racism is not litty.

-I can't believe I just did that. -Yeah.

but not some nerd from one of AP classes.

Having just any boyfriend, no matter who he is,

[dramatic upbeat music playing]

[stammers] No, I mean, you died.

Kanna, what is it?

Easy. Blood transfusion.

♪ I've been playing games With your heart ♪

Your stupid heels are slowing us down. Take them off.

[pleasant music playing]

so I'll be his beard until I can springboard off of him

Is that why, Mister Feminist?