Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Needless to say, I mean, we were pumped.

- Oh, no! You saw it! She saw it! - I need this story...

i don't appreciate being paraphrased now i choose my words VERY deliberately

He's a power-hitting second baseman. Do you know how rare that is in the National League?

"Dear Cher-" Oh shit, there's stickers! My god. Oh, this is good. Cherabbagirl26: "Well, you gotta jazz it up. I wanna make it pop." Yeah, you sure do. You sure do.

And you know what? I'm gonna toss in my countersuit.

you were issued a series of parking citations totaling $1,300.

"Dear Elon" Oh shit, there's stickers! My god. Oh, this is good. Elon Musk simps: "Yeah. Well, you gotta jazz it up. I wanna make it pop." - Yeah, you sure do. You sure do.

What? Look, if it's me, I'm going Chase Utley 100% of the time.

I dont appreciate being abbreviated. I choose my words very deliberately.

It’s Riot Punch!

It's starting. You hear that shit? I hear it.

I might be bleeding internally! Dude!

but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of it, okay?

You want to hammer his ass anyway? Definitely.

There's no secret tunnel going from the stadium to the Ollidy Inn.

All right, check behind the shelves and shit. Why?

"It would be great to have a catch.