Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Dear Elon" Oh shit, there's stickers! My god. Oh, this is good. Elon Musk simps: "Yeah. Well, you gotta jazz it up. I wanna make it pop." - Yeah, you sure do. You sure do.

And you know what? I'm gonna toss in my countersuit.

Needless to say, I mean, we were pumped.

There's no secret tunnel going from the stadium to the Ollidy Inn.

- Oh, no! You saw it! She saw it! - I need this story...

What? Look, if it's me, I'm going Chase Utley 100% of the time.

I might be bleeding internally! Dude!

"Dear Cher-" Oh shit, there's stickers! My god. Oh, this is good. Cherabbagirl26: "Well, you gotta jazz it up. I wanna make it pop." Yeah, you sure do. You sure do.

I dont appreciate being abbreviated. I choose my words very deliberately.

It's starting. You hear that shit? I hear it.

"It would be great to have a catch.

He's a power-hitting second baseman. Do you know how rare that is in the National League?

All right, check behind the shelves and shit. Why?

It’s Riot Punch!

you were issued a series of parking citations totaling $1,300.

You want to hammer his ass anyway? Definitely.

i don't appreciate being paraphrased now i choose my words VERY deliberately

but that is not a love letter in the way that you're thinking of it, okay?