Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I hate to tell you this, bro, but you do not have the quad strength to scale the facade at Citizen’s Bank Park

Okay. Um, yeah. Well, I think in order to do that,

What the hell are you talking about? This is common knowledge, bro.

We were at the parking lot, and I had just punched him in the face for cheating...

But it sounds like it's a tunnel.

I can't find 'em. I'll find them!

The next one could be my last. I don't want to get hit by a moving car.

Well, it's just I couldn't get a good grip, you know?

Just some overly passionate Phillies fans. Who do you think?

I choose my words very deliberately.

I know I soured on that earlier, but I believe that is my mind telling me I have it in me!

Uh- You put me on the spot! First thing that comes to my head, scaling the facade.

Oh, you're right! We gotta sneak in. All right. We're gonna sneak.

Stop handing me papers.

- On account of the poison. - Dude, where were you going? We gotta get in the stadium.

Dude, is that a gatekeep? Nah, it's not a gatekeep

Holy shit. Is it really?

Look, I'm trying to have a conversation with the man behind the mask!

We're gonna do a Charlie 1-2 alright? You're gonna do this okay?

World Series, baby!

Bro, I can do way more push-ups than you, and that's like 16 different muscle groups.

I want to get into that game. I don't even want to tailgate anymore, bro.

Look, if it's me, I'm going Chase Utley 100% of the time

Hang on. Hang on. I found a light.

We’re passionate fans

the Philly Phrenetic really reigns supreme, okay?