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Hey, what were you hoping to accomplish with this?

Stop sending me that pic

I can't read every flyer that gets slipped under the door!

- There's always a plan, buddy. - Why didn't you tell me about this? What's the plan?

This is gonna be a good one, dude. He's gonna have such good seats. Go, go, go! Go!

i dont appreciate being paraphrased i choose my words very deliberately

We're gonna do a Charlie One-Two, all right? You're gonna do this, okay?

Okay, Mr. Reynolds. On what grounds are you contesting these tickets?

but I think, um, we're really owed compensation for the entire ordeal.

They built it 'cause Phillies fans hammer people all the time! That's a known tunnel.

Charlie pushed me in front of a goddamn car. That's what happened.

Okay. Fair enough, Your Honor. I will bring this story to a close very soon.

Okay, I think it's important to figure out which player I want to kiss...

Yeah. We need it for pregaming. I am not watching this game sober.

I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!

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The bug bomb bastards took 'em!

I hammered your nose because you disqualified me for no good reason.

But I really like Ryan Howard. You're kissin' Chase Utley, and that's it.

Dude, is that a war crime?

I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

by throwing each other in front of cars...

We're talking about the Phillies here. Leave that for other shit.

Your Honor, so my friend here pushed me in front of a moving car. No big deal.

- Who are these people? - Oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story.