Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is gonna be a good one, dude. He's gonna have such good seats. Go, go, go! Go!

Cosmiqs community wen reveal

- Who are these people? - Oh, uh, these people are here to corroborate my story.

They built it 'cause Phillies fans hammer people all the time! That's a known tunnel.

I can't read every flyer that gets slipped under the door!

by throwing each other in front of cars...

Yeah. We need it for pregaming. I am not watching this game sober.

Stop sending me that pic

but I think, um, we're really owed compensation for the entire ordeal.

But I really like Ryan Howard. You're kissin' Chase Utley, and that's it.

We're talking about the Phillies here. Leave that for other shit.

Okay, I think it's important to figure out which player I want to kiss...

The bug bomb bastards took 'em!

We're gonna do a Charlie One-Two, all right? You're gonna do this, okay?

Hey, what were you hoping to accomplish with this?

Okay, Mr. Reynolds. On what grounds are you contesting these tickets?

i dont appreciate being paraphrased i choose my words very deliberately

- There's always a plan, buddy. - Why didn't you tell me about this? What's the plan?

I got you a soft pretzel dog! Screw your goddamn soft pretzel, you son of a bitch!

Your Honor, so my friend here pushed me in front of a moving car. No big deal.

Dude, is that a war crime?

I don't appreciate being paraphrased. I choose my words very deliberately.

I hammered your nose because you disqualified me for no good reason.

Charlie pushed me in front of a goddamn car. That's what happened.

Okay. Fair enough, Your Honor. I will bring this story to a close very soon.