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Mr. Simpson, you do realize this may result in...
A single mother can't win in a man's world.
(HUMMING CARNIVAL MUSIC)
[ Thinking ] I should say something reassuring yet noncommittal.
I'm sorry. I should've asked first.
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
I was wondering if you had a power sander I could borrow.
Ruth, I've done a lot of thinking, and I really consider you a friend.
There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.
Listen, baby. I always get what I want.
[ Laughs, Stops ] Oh, you were serious.
Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me.
[ Kiss ] Ew.
Sticking together is what good waffles do.
All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer.
What the heck's so funny?
neurochemical research center at Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing.
- [ Gasps ] - Cool.
leading to anarchy of biblical proportions.
" [ Country ]
As of this moment, Zowie Bowie no longer exists.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note.
Mmm, engine-block eggs.
Kent brockman staring at the
Ruth, that's a lot of hooey.
- and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors. - Aw, shut your yap.