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Sticking together is what good waffles do
Ah, Radical Communism
- Come on. You try it. - No. I couldn't.
- Here you go-- No! - [ Doorbell Rings ]
Sunshine, Lolipops And Rainbows By Lesley Gore
- Whew. - [ Whirring ]
Well, thank you for a lovely time.
[ Laughing ] Yeah!
- Homer? - Nope.
The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield.
That's it. I give up.
Ah, there's nothing like moonshine from your own still.
[ Chorus ] " The Simpsons "
- "We got everything-- " - [ Marge Screams ]
- Where're you going? - You already asked me that.
Mmm, convenient.
What the hell's so funny?
Edward the Penitent?
This is not a Kwik-E-Mart.
Oh, that's nice.
[ Grunts ] How come no one else's chair is doing this?
Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers...
(CHUCKLING) yeah
- Hey, guys! - [ Fan Squeaking ]
We're gonna make it. We're gonna be okay.
wanton destruction of precious antique cans.
Friday afternoons with Zig, Skinny and Heibs
Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
Ruth, is there something you wanna tell me?
was paid eight dollars for his 3 2 hours ofbabysitting.
- You're not going home already, are you? - It's almost 9:30.
Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women...
Don't touch my stuff!
- What are you doing here? - My wife's having a girls' night out.
[ Applause ]
We're in pursuit of two female suspects.