Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A hobbyist is like a gnat…compared to an enthusiast.
...ninjas.
Forged in the fires of confidence and discipline.
I will know. I will do.
Your lies bounce off me like ping pong balls
Yes, I am a ninja.
Sensei, I am so excited about tonight.
...an ancient legend of this sacred art came alive.
Here's my problem. I'm seeing this man.
A woman such as you described had the name Alison Page.
Hey, how you doing? Chet Walters. Mr. Tanley?
...I could do 30 years.
And they... This is nice.
You really are courageous.
Welcome to the Rodeo Plaza Hotel.
If Mott looses this case.. he might kill you! Baaahahahah
"In the 16th century there came to pass..."
- It's really on fire! - Yes, I can tell...
Stay low so as not to be detected.
Great White Ninja.
- You won't get away with this! - Yes, I will.
Let me take your...
Perhaps I shall send Dom Perignon to your room?
Good luck, my brother.
“RHINO”
Well, I guess it's time to turn in.
You can communicate with other ninjas...
Help! I must concentrate!
I SHALL PROTECT THE VILLAGE I SHALL GUARD ZARPYTHIA'S DOJO
...that have been passed down over five centuries.
If I do, give me your solemn promise...
You thought, perhaps, an experienced ninja...
Why, sensei? He is the best ninja ever.
Let's have a look at it.
My eyes are like the tentacles of a squid.
- It's for you. - Of course it is.
Empty your pockets, please.
We'll see who is the hunter and who is the prey, Martin Tanley.
Up close, you don't look like either. They are twins.
Yes, the mainland! The sea is foamy.
- I'm ready. - My entire family likes to drive...
This, however, was.
This is the site of a gangland murder in Little Tokyo.
All of you who are graduating today...
- Did Martin say when he'd be back? - No.
Take a left. Joey!
No problem. Hold the phone a second.
You don't have ninja intuition, or even normal intuition.
All right!
Here I am.
I hope that he knows that I love him. All I wanted was his respect.
Go! Go!
Always be on my guard. All right. You the ninja.
- What good does that do me? - No good.
Honoured elder?
Or a knife is good.
I seem to be coming down with a mild case of tunnel carpal syndrome.