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NAILED IT THE LOOK OF SERIOUSNESs
Um,I just finished up a gig with my band three skin,
I didn't throw up,I spit up.
That way it's verbatim.
And I fell in and broke my legs. Such a tragedy.
100 what? I don't know,shauna. Malwae-tweep. I don't know.
You didn't really believe it when you said that the park was never gonna get made,right?
You're the word king. She was probably cheating.
Tom is exactly what I'm looking for in a government employee.
I'm not an animal. My tongue is swelling up. No,no,don't touch--
Yeah. Hey.
Thanks. I was happy with that line.
Um,we can do all this on tape.
Thank you so much for bringing that up in front of a reporter.
Uh...I heard that you were gonna print some of that stuff that I said in private about the park.
We had removed five cartoon penises--not even 10%--
Uh,yeah. V-o-g-x--ugh!
her name is monica polk and she's a serious bitch
There was one annoying thing.
You know we'd really appreciate it if you didn't print that stuff
Her name is Tammy (Swanson) And she's a serious bitch