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Yeah,we get letters every day.
This is ron swanson,our boss. Ron,this is the reporter I was telling you about. No comment.
You seem a lot more confident than some of the other people I've spoken to.
I was letting him win,dumbass.
Right before he's killed by a cannonball.
It's pretty and it smells good.
Let me tell you something,tom. You suck at scrabble.
- Mm,smells great. - Yeah,it's really nice.
Wait-- You were drunk? Oh,yeah. Totally.
The people who eat here basically run this town.
So I have a piece of good news.
And I was like,maybe I should get that.
Uh,that's personal.
Yeah,well it wasn't a mexican burrito.
I mean,I'm sure you remember the tucker park graffiti removal project.
You know,the beginning of projects are very vulnerable.
What about that thing you did for the middle school newspaper last year?
Look out,man. I'm gonna get one of these days. I'm practicing. Yeah,I doubt that.
My mother got me the job.
I don't even know what lexicons are. I thought that was a luxury automobile.
It's unethical and it's irresponsible for a public servant to have sex
Because of the silent K. You're so smart. Yeah.
I'm gonna say something. I don't want you to take it the wrong way.
But I didn't say anything to her.
You're insane. You're insane.
Shauna is in the conference room,