Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Excuse me. Is anything wrong?
How did you get home again?
- Why don't you take the highway? It's quicker.! - Not the way you drive.!
- More video games? What more can we buy you? - Lloyd, no, stop it!
Caroline, could you come up here for a minute?
♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
Is it possible for Summer to shut the fuck up for ten seconds?
The army? What the fuck? What am I? Oswald, here?
- Every year we give you a fruitcake for Christmas... - Didn't you lock the door?
I let you use my home out of the goodness of my heart.
- [Mother] Where's your son? - Uh, he's spending the night with a friend.
Merry Christmas, sir.
- May I come in? - No.
Before you, uh, get on with your career in the service industry...
and I don't want to get married ever to anyone.! Do you understand?
- You guys make great coffee. - Yeah, it was fantastic.
- I got a ride with a friend. - Which friend?
The spirit of Christmas is either you're good, or you're punished and you burn in hell.
Simple little equation.
- Just reach down and touch that clippery thing. - Listen to me.
- No. Oh, God, no. No, no. - Not really, no.
Would you like us to come downtown and give our statement?
Yes.
- Hey, you're the guy. You're the guy, aren't ya? - Okay, pal.
[Sighs]
It doesn't necessarily have to be your office.
Thank you... Connie and Gary and Mary and John....
will help you both with listening.
You know, he doesn't... he doesn't see where he's responsible.
♪ We all fall down ♪
- Bob. - Yes.
- Good night, everybody. - Thank you. Thank you so much.
[Sighs] God.
Now, I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot her.
and you were miserable being around people who could.
And they had to stab her with a sword.
They're gookins, not coosins, honey.
What's going on? Who is he?
You groped those women didn't you Trump?? Huh?
Well, guess it's gonna be a real Chasser family picnic, huh?
you weren't a doctor. I knew it.
Lloyd, Caroline...
Merry Christmas! Are we done here?
You can't. Domino Square is a one-way street.
Yes, yes, and I couldn't in good conscience let it wait any longer.
Get back on your knees or I'll shoot!
[Inhales, Sighs]
- What kind of therapy is this? - Come on, now...
Just shut up and eat your goddamn dinners.
- ♪ Lf that's love ♪ - [Knocking At Door]
- We gotta get you outta here. - But I can't just leave. I don't know where I'm goin'.
- Thank you, George. - Merry Christmas.
[Laughing]
Merry Christmas.
Then on TV every day, I see kids like you on these talk shows.
Has everyone gone nuts? Who the hell do you think you are?
[Policeman #2] Check around back.
Go on.
What? You told me you quit.
as per his instructions.
[Lloyd] No.
What are you doing?
- Welcome to the suburbs. - Yeah.
why don't you eat me
and your attorney general friends and your district attorney friends.
No, no, l, um... I mean about us.
- Demon seed. - Ooh.
Slipper socks, MEDIUM !
[Others] Merry Christmas.
- Jesse, phone the police. - Put the gun down. - Shut up.
Caroline. Caroline, come on.
They can't stop for the holidays.
But, you see, everything always came so damn easy for you.
is wrong with you? Why do you get strange at family gatherings?
[Pistol Cocks]
You got a family to come home to, and what do you do?
- He hung up. - Well, he sounded upset.
Because my poor Lloyd needs his family.
and you have one bottle of eggnog.
'Course, this time was supposed to be the big final score.
You don’t have the balls.
- No, Murray. No. - But...
I think I had you pegged wrong.
- [Caroline Groaning] - [Mother] Why isn't my portrait...
Yeah, they... they like it.
Where... are they... Caroline?
♪ Pray ♪
She's impossible to satisfy. She lives in her fantasies.
and the waiter brought me my entree. It was a salad.
Mom? Merry Christmas.
- Drugs? What? - No!
- You ran the stop sign. - I did not. There was no stop sign.
We now go to the Willard mansion and to our on-the-scene reporter Mike Michaels. Mike?
This is Chagall, right?
What difference does any of this make now? You're getting a divorce.
- Did ya hear the fuckin' phone ring? - Look, what about our son?
I don't smoke, and Caroline just quit.
I just wanted to be close to you.
- Burglary.! Burglary.! - [Phone Ringing]
The cops were all over the place.
What I do, runnin' around stealin' shit...