Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because you didn't know what to do. You were confused.
- You have not defended me once this entire evening! - Tell her to sit down.
He Doesn't See Where He's Responsible!
I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant, fuckin' cannon, okay?
Don't start running, kid. Once you start, you never stop. Believe me.
One of you will speak while the other really just...
Play catch, pal? Huh?
we're still missing it from the lawn Nativity scene from last year.
- Siskel. - [Woman] Honey, when are you coming home?
No.! It's this one.
- Wait a second. You're the guy who... - Shut up!
Yeah, we walk around on tiptoes because...
For what?
I F*CKIN' HATE HER, LLOYD.
Did you ever pass by the Seventeenth Hole? It's like a urinal with windows.
- Well, my mother was Irish. - And your father?
We were smoking a joint and listening to Al Green.
He's the world beyond our problems, which is now our problem.
- Do you think he cares if you work for your mother? - Hey! Hey! Hey!
You see, Dr. Wong, you can use any treatment you like...
- You made a noise. I was distracted. - He was distracted.
- I don't inhale. - You are such a liar. I don't believe it.
Who cares. My forehead is blistering.
Just sit down and give these people...
NO DAVID COMISH, DON'T DON'T EAT THE FOOD, IT IS LACED WITH CYANIDE!!!!!!!
Mackerel Lounge. Herbie speaking.
It's not me, Mom. It's Caroline.
- I mean, it's not like you killed anyone. - Kinda silly, ain't it?
- My men are searching the place now... - No.
No, no. You said it as if it weren't true...
[Mother] And why not? He was very upset...
She's a little nervous about the dinner.
Where'd you get the money for a limo?
Ya got a pen? Write this number down.
- Well, hon, he is a doctor. - [Laughing]
[growling continues]
Are there any sexual problems in the marriage?
Yes! So you are a liar. End of story.
wondering if I'm gonna get busted or not and you've been fuckin' dating?
[Mother] Where I was born, Dr. Wong...
Caroline and Lloyd Chasseur. What's your name?
We get the money back from the fence...
What do we tell him about us?
- Me? - Yes, you did. You did.
Just behave and pay attention, or I take your son with me.
and the other one, the other one... he just gives up.
Now shut the fuck up.
- It'll be more festive. - [Laughing]
All right, get in the car!
And from there he was taking a private plane to Vancouver.
What did you have to do for it, dress his wounds?
Lloyd, why don't you eat me
- ♪ [Horns] - [Ringing Continues]
Doctor... Wong.
The lights are on. They know we're in here.
You were.
- It's Connie. Listen, we got a little held up. - Oh, hi.
That's why I said you can say it.
[Woman] Are you crazy?
- ♪ A turkey and some mistletoe ♪ - Lloyd?
Because, uh, when one is constructing...
- Doesn't mean I'm giving up on it. - Caroline...
I'd love to run around taking classes and playing with my inner-selfness.
- Are you guys working tonight? - Mm-hmm.
- Should we watch it again? - I think we should just wait 'til Huff gets back.
You know something? You are a piece of work, pal.
the truth is, um, we haven't had sex in quite a while.
Do I want it?
He started an escort service for the football team, and he gave out my mother's phone number.
- Last check. Three or four minutes away. - Proceed to the next house.
- Don't move. Don't talk. This is a gun in your back. - [Gasps, Drops Groceries]
- Is he here yet? - Gary.
- What's that, Aunt Caroline? - It's an orange...
- [Horns Honking] - Move up!
for answering the call of duty...
You don't have the balls.
Hey, George! The curfew! Go home! Get off the streets!
Go get them yourself. He's not your errand boy!
- Don't say anything to me. Okay? Understand? - [Murray] Gussie?
[Radio] Authorities have speculated that the thief may still be in the area.
Everything's gonna be A-okay.
- And I said, Absolutely not. - [Connie] I'm sorry...
- She could have been wrapping presents. - What is this, a lying seminar?
♪ The sad, sad news ♪
Then don’t play it.
Listen. About the restaurant, I didn't say...
[Radio] Cloudy skies, drizzle...
Why don't you just give yourself up?
So do you think we should go untie everybody?
Lloyd, you animal.