Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Mother] Where are you all going?
Cat piss. [Sniffs]
Hey! Hey! Hey!
We're getting a divorce.
Well, I can't live like this. I don't care if I wind up...
Oh, I'll get it. That's it. Thank you. Hello?
- I have got 25 relatives coming. - It only takes cream, nutmeg...
Maybe Santa won't come back next year.
- Okay? - I'm not. It's the truth.
- [Siren Wailing] - Oh, I know. The hope chest.! We'll put you in the hope chest.
You understand that? [Tape Rewinding]
- Jesse, put the gun down. - [Telephone Ringing]
Anytime there's any real problem, you people call yourjudge friends...
- [Ticking Accelerating] - Fuckin'...
♪ We pay the price We pay the price ♪
- At least you made it look that way. - What does that mean?
Hey, come on. Come on, will ya?
Caroline's leaving me.
Let's see. No, no. The... The point is, in order to get this robe...
- Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me! - [Glass Shattering]
Okay, dig in, everybody. Don't be shy.
Home, George, home.
What, are you pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you.
No arguing. When you fight, you forget everything else.
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Three times, Dale
I'm sorry, Stella. I had some last-minute work to do.
- I think that's the plan. - ♪ Folks dressed up like Eskimos ♪
of complications...
♪ Against my will ♪
[Beep]
In spite of your bungling, he's confident they'll find our thief...
Hello.
Ugh. I'm frightened.
He can suck on a grape, Marge. Forget it.
If you recall, my first response to my mother's offer to live here was absolutely not.
- It's old man Willard's place! - Shh.!
Do you understand?
- He was on the phone, and he said Yugoslavia. - Yugoslavia.!
- Yeah, merry Christmas. - Where the hell are you two going? Stay here.
Shh.
and you don't even fuckin' appreciate it.
Lucia was engaged to be married...
listens.
And the Mackerel Lounge couldn't be a dive bar, because they can have entertainment.
Look, Santa can't drink any more milk tonight.
- I am not a liar! - You sat right in the dining room and lied to me!
Of course, we'll have to see what happens with interest rates in the new year.
[Urinating, Sighing]
You saw the stop sign, didn't you, Lloyd? Huh?
Guess I ought to be getting home now.
♪ Losing your ♪
What the fuck is that?
Tied up, with an armed man in the house?
- I'm sure she's going to a lot of trouble. - Gary.
and instead of giving her dowry to her in-laws...
- Wait a minute.! That's... - Shh!
Ah!
♪ I'm weary ♪
By our 12th anniversary, we'd gotten into a pretty stale routine.
- No. - Then you're staying together.
Merry Christmas CUZ!!!
- Oh, thanks, Mother Rose. - I bought you the husky size, John.
- They're driving from Boston. You gonna tie us all up? - Five extra people.
Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas.
We'll talk about this later, okay? Just stay here, please.
- Me. I had this crazy dream. - Do we have to do dreams?
I need some people to surround this house right now.
There are traces of blond hair and the faint odor of after-shave mixed...
Okay, I'll put you on hold. Thank you.
You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house?
[Ticking]
And I'm miserable. How can we both be in the marriage...
We don't all have rich mummies and daddies we can live off of...
- I thought you needed help. - Yes, well, everything's in the dining room...
My parents hate each other. My father records every mistake in my life...
Lieutenant. Some county prosecutor guy?
You gotta take me with you. I have no other option.
You ran home to Mom. And then you build this wall...
I don't think you have a brain in your fuckin' head.
Wow.
Mmm, these lamb coosins are great, sweetheart.
- You just give up. - Now just a minute. Stop right there.
Is there a Murray here?
I gotta stay with them to, uh, weave the, uh...
Lloyd, how do you feel about Caroline's affair?
It's been a long, bad day.
Then don't play it.
Ah, geez. We got a live one.
You were sent there because high schools wouldn't enroll you anymore.
You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people.
♪ Dreams ♪
a truck stop waitress with platinum hair and pineapple earrings!
- [Both] Mm-hmm. - Do not get to yell!
- Merry Christmas. - Oh, merry Christmas.
I'm Lieutenant Siskel from the academy.
He should be. He's gonna die a horrible fuckin' death.
Merry Christmas.
♪ Can we start to make it better ♪
[Woman] You don't understand. I have 25 relatives coming in one hour...